A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jul 24, 2005
*Deakie wanders past cos the telly got boring and slips on something gooey!*
Ferret? I seem to have tripped on your liver!
Did you forget to put it back inside?
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 26, 2005
Could you pass that back... Thanks 
*BF re-attaches his liver, and stands up, trap still attached to his head.*
**Whilst CCC is gawping at BF's miraculous survival, BF shove his arm down CCC's throat. His hand re-emerges with CCC's intestines attached. BF ties CCC up with his intestines*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jul 26, 2005
*Deakie trips over C's intestines*
Jeez, will you two pick up your own entrails occasionally, It's getting like a slaughterhouse in here!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 26, 2005
ewww! you crazy, crazy man!
*unties intestines and they whip back into place, knocks BF over and jumps on the bear trap, making it close properly*
finally, job done!
*a group of charlatans appear, pretending they are undertakers. they bury BF upside down*
oops!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 26, 2005
Hey dig me up! all my blood is running to my head!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 26, 2005
*laughs evily as some Scallywags build a mausoleum for BF over his grave*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 26, 2005
This really isn't funny!
*BF's arms turn into shovels, and he digs his way back to the surface*
Ne-arrrr-gh?!
*BF thwacks 'Mr C' with his shovel arms*
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 26, 2005
ow!
shovels for arms eh?
*snaps the shovels over his knee and throws them away, then puts salt and vinegar crisps on the stumps of BF's arms*
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 26, 2005
*Jabs the salty vinegary stumps of his arms into Mr C's eyes*
Salt and vinegar in the eyes? Youch!
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 26, 2005
oooooh that is nasty!
*moves away from the crisps, chains BF's feet to the floor, and 
s him tied to a rocket, the rocket shoots off and BF is stretched untilhe is ripped in half. his top half and the rocket land in some quick sand and he slowly sinks*
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Aug 2, 2005
woo!
*does victory dance!*
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Aug 2, 2005
I knew I was going on holiday, let you win really
Nah... I just knew i had no chance when the Duck turned up
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Aug 2, 2005
don't be scared of her. she soon left you alone!
good battle tho mate!
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Aug 2, 2005
T'was fun... Particularly enjoyed stomping on your toes 
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Aug 2, 2005
Is that it? Just that? Nothing else?
You mean we've hung around here for nigh on months for a "good battle tho'"????
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Aug 2, 2005
and a hanshake.
*shakes Ferret's hand*
i particularly enjoyed burying you upside down.
In The Deserted Warehouse where Mr C will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Aug 2, 2005
Weeellll. He's a good chap. Deserved to win. Didn't fancy dieing in the process.
*shakes C's hand*
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In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
- 261: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jul 24, 2005)
- 262: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 26, 2005)
- 263: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jul 26, 2005)
- 264: chromecoveredclone (Jul 26, 2005)
- 265: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 26, 2005)
- 266: chromecoveredclone (Jul 26, 2005)
- 267: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 26, 2005)
- 268: chromecoveredclone (Jul 26, 2005)
- 269: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 26, 2005)
- 270: chromecoveredclone (Jul 26, 2005)
- 271: chromecoveredclone (Aug 2, 2005)
- 272: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Aug 2, 2005)
- 273: chromecoveredclone (Aug 2, 2005)
- 274: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Aug 2, 2005)
- 275: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Aug 2, 2005)
- 276: chromecoveredclone (Aug 2, 2005)
- 277: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Aug 2, 2005)
- 278: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Aug 2, 2005)
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