A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 12, 2005
*eats the bacon sarnie*
At least i will die on a full stomach 
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 12, 2005
now 
on that stomach 
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 12, 2005
*sits with Deaks after making self splatter proof*
so did i win that or what?
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jul 12, 2005
I think he's gonna wish you had when Duck's through with him!! You woulda just beat him, she'll annihilate the poor sod!
*pulls a bit of C's rain mac over herself to keep dry*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 12, 2005
*Hits CCC on the head with a crow bar*
Oi! I heard that! And Deaks, whatcha doing saying he won?
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 12, 2005
*the crow bar reverberates in Ferret's hand off CCC's chrome dome and he drops it on BF's foot*
i know, Deaks! poor lad.
*fashions a waterproof tent around CCC, Deaks, Nik, the sofa and the telly*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 18, 2005
*BF, after a period of recouperation, renews his attack on CCC*
*BF flattens CCC with a large rolling pin and creates a car bumper out of him. BF Attaches the CCC-bumper to a 20 tonne truck. BF starts the truck, accelerates and crashes into the wall, reverses, and repaets the process lots of times*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 18, 2005
OI you I hadn't finished with you yet!
*grabs BF by his throat, hurls him against a wall and releases a troop of kindly borrowed killer penguins upon him*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 18, 2005
*unfolds himself from the bumper, retreats back to tent with Deaks and Nik*
just look at that violence!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 18, 2005
Hey! I'm still fighting CCC too!
*throws fish guts over PFD, diverting the penguin attack at her*
That really stinks!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 18, 2005
*
's fish guts away*
not my problem if you want to pick fights with people when your still half way through one is it?
*summons Jeff god of killing people in evil and horrible ways*
*gives Jeff a 
and a 
on the cheek*
alright Jeff my babe! wanna be a star and go get that *points at BF* for me babes?
*watches Jeff approach BF*
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 18, 2005
*BF and Jeff go for a pint, where BF points out the error of Jeff's ways 
. When this doesn't work, BF slips some sedatives into Jeffs drink, rendering him unconcious*
*BF finishes his pint and strolls back to the warehouse*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 18, 2005
*as BF walks back in the REAL Jeff jumps on him*
Mwah ha ha ha ha! fooled you
*Jeff ties BF up in industrial strength god duct tape, throws him in a vat of super duper quick drying cement and throws BF towards the sun*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 18, 2005
*Two arms, Two Legs and a head appear out of the concrete. BF attaches several rocket boosters to the concrete BF block, aims at PFD, and hits the accelerator*
Weeeeeee!!!!
*The BF concrete block crashes into PFD, squishing her, and cracking the concrete. BF walks away unharmed*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jul 19, 2005
ahhh come on!
I’m a Goddess ffs!
I am indestructible!
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha
*'s some new shoes*
*'s a bow and fire in rapid succession a barrage of poison tipped steel killers 3000 super arrows at BF*
*watches as BF falls to the ground unconscious*
anybody wanna help me cut him into teeny tiny bits?
*gets out hacksaw*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 19, 2005
*lends a hand and a saw*
this is fun!
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 19, 2005
Hey I'm not unconcious yet!!
*Bends the saw back, and flicks it into CCC's nose*
*BF Stands up and calls bicycle repair man to fix him up. BRM fixes BF's leaking holes*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 19, 2005
ouch!
*rubs nose*
*BRM turns out to be one of CCC's scallywags who has put more holes in BF and not covered the existing ones, his insides ooze down the drain hole in the warehouse and the holey carcass slumps to the floor*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 22, 2005
*BF crawls after his insides and captures them before they get to the drain hole*
*BF clicks his fingers, and his insides reform inside him, in the correct positions*
*BF grabs the scallywag by the feet, and uses him as a club on CCC*
In The Deserted Warehouse where CCC will win
chromecoveredclone Posted Jul 23, 2005
*CCC ducks and BF spins in a full circle, gets dizzy and falls over*
silly ferret!
*just as Ferret falls CCC s a bear trap underneath him. It snaps around BF's head*
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- 241: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 12, 2005)
- 242: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 12, 2005)
- 243: chromecoveredclone (Jul 12, 2005)
- 244: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jul 12, 2005)
- 245: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 12, 2005)
- 246: chromecoveredclone (Jul 12, 2005)
- 247: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 18, 2005)
- 248: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 18, 2005)
- 249: chromecoveredclone (Jul 18, 2005)
- 250: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 18, 2005)
- 251: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 18, 2005)
- 252: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 18, 2005)
- 253: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 18, 2005)
- 254: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 18, 2005)
- 255: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jul 19, 2005)
- 256: chromecoveredclone (Jul 19, 2005)
- 257: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 19, 2005)
- 258: chromecoveredclone (Jul 19, 2005)
- 259: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 22, 2005)
- 260: chromecoveredclone (Jul 23, 2005)
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