A Conversation for The Battle of the Gods
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
Hmmmm... Dodgy portuguese cigs sound good.
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jun 14, 2005
They taste carp, but they're cheap!!!
*hands over a couple of boxes*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
Thanks Deaks
*passes a slightly bent teaspoon across as part-payment*
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jun 14, 2005
Ooooh, thats better than money!
Keep the rest of the cigs, no charge!
*goes off to admire her slightly bent teaspoon*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
*sits down and opens the first packet...*
*... a few minutes pass where nothing seems to happen*
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chromecoveredclone Posted Jun 14, 2005
oh dear, he's in a trance!
*slightly bends a 
spoon as he squeezes his bag, then discards the spoon*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
*the sound of the discarded slightly bent teaspoon clanging on the takes quarter of an hour to reach through his tranced state, eventually brining him back to reality*
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jun 14, 2005
Strange, but those Portuguese ciggys never had that effect on me!
They just taste funny!
*looks at packet on desk and takes a cautious sniff*
Nope, just bog standard ciggys there!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
Are you sure? Maybe it's just me then 
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jun 14, 2005
I'm sure!!! Must be you!!
These are just plain old Portuguese ciggys from the Portuguse ciggy kiosk down the road!!! Government stamped and all!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
Why did the government stamp on them?
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 14, 2005
*blows smoke at CCC*
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Jun 14, 2005
Did somebody mention fag breaks?
*sparks up in the corner*
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chromecoveredclone Posted Jun 15, 2005
*cough*
i take that as a declaration of war, Ferret boy!
*bends a spoon to snapping point*
it's not slightly bent now, buster!
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 15, 2005
*feels the teaspoons pain*
Thats mean CCC 
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Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! Posted Jun 15, 2005
Deaks babe!
can you get me any B&H silver please?
ta love 
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chromecoveredclone Posted Jun 15, 2005
well you started it, BF.
*pokes BF in the ribs*
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jun 15, 2005
*BF's ribs grow teeth and bite CCC's finger*
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chromecoveredclone Posted Jun 15, 2005
ouch!
*throws some sausages out of the warehouse and BF's ribs chase after them*
how you gonna fight without ribs now?
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- 61: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 62: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jun 14, 2005)
- 63: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 64: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jun 14, 2005)
- 65: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 66: chromecoveredclone (Jun 14, 2005)
- 67: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 68: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jun 14, 2005)
- 69: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 70: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jun 14, 2005)
- 71: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 72: chromecoveredclone (Jun 14, 2005)
- 73: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 14, 2005)
- 74: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Jun 14, 2005)
- 75: chromecoveredclone (Jun 15, 2005)
- 76: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 15, 2005)
- 77: Goddess PinkFluffyDuck ruler of all things! (Jun 15, 2005)
- 78: chromecoveredclone (Jun 15, 2005)
- 79: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jun 15, 2005)
- 80: chromecoveredclone (Jun 15, 2005)
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