h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here we go!!! Someone else want to give us a feel of the scenery under here...?

*we have entered a rather fascinating cavern, whose opening is located under the couch in the post-game party room. the walls and floor are made of extremely smooth marble, reminiscent of the cave on Brontital in the original HHGTTG radio broadcasts, except that it has been made into stairs in an effort to improve traction. the stairs go down as far as the eye can see, which isn't very far, since the entire cave gets very, very dark down towards the bottom. the cave is rather chilly, but not dank as most caves are*

this is an odd cave. why marble? i wonder where it goes....

good?

*sorry, the FLOOR has been made into stairs...*

*Dressed as Pippin Took, bumps into the whole group from behind, sending everyone tumbling down the stairs*

ouch! oof

*THUD*

ack! oww!

*SMACK*

*the group continues to tumble down the stairs until the stairs curve. they then encounter the wall, which stops their descent. they are left in a jumble of bodies against the wall*

owwwwwwwwwww.....

*calls to adventurers under the couch* Um, guys, have you thought this through? You are entering a subbasment beneith one of my games - the landscape is probably influenced by MY subconscious. Doesn't that scare you?

They don't seem scared at all, Mac. Although, they may need a guide...

*gestures to indicate that this would be Mac's position, then follows the rest - more sedately - down the stairs, her tight black leather skirt morphing in tight black leather pants and her heels becoming much more practical boots*

G7

Ummm... Sorry. Did anyone pack any food? I mean, we've had breakfast, but what about second breakfast?

*suddenly has elf ears and a lovely light blue elf warrior outfit wiv a quiver of arrows. an' a Legolas braid on the left side oh her head*

...Or secondsies? I dun't think they know about those... *lightly cuffs Arl/Pippin on the pointy ear and grins*

*confused* Are you playing Legolas or Merriadoc???

Kind of a bit of both, I think. But a female, definately. And with quite a bit more of a sence of humour.

I thought it'd be fun.

JJ has created a brand new Tolkien-esque character it seems.

Well, only fitting I suppose. There were very few leather clad women in Tolkien that I remember either.

*hands out sandwiches from a pack that appears on her back* I'm not entirely sure what kind they are, but they seem to be edible...

G7

*debates becoming a cute elfin creature, a leather-clad warrioress, or some other fantasy creation*

*decides to stay just plain sea*

Do you mean the Aragorn's sword from the book, or the one from the movie?

Hullo, Yow. Care for a sandwich? *carefully steps to the side away from the sword, just in case *

G7

'Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'

If I was anything less than an elf, I think I'd be scared right now...

*pulls out an arrow and notches it on her bow*


Yeah! I'm Legolas (otherworldly beauty and grace) + Merry (sense of humour and a disturbing love of mushrooms) + being female (otherworldly and grace, only now squared) = JJ the extremely cor -type person!!!

Well, that's not the kind of disembodied voice you hear everyday. Unless you're us.

*brings out an electric torch which she has to shake several times to get it to light, then scans the paths available to the intrepid explorers*

Well, ladies and gents, which way shall it be?

G7

Well, down of course!