h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

!!! It's true.

*moves the obver to the drinks cabinet and removes two bottles of *
captain care to Huggle Bop?

Well I remember the day I went to sea,
Me ol' grandmother did laugh at me...
She said, "Why you only stand four foot in your socks"
and gave me some newspapers wrapped in a box...



And so now I live for the ocean wave,
I'll have dolphins follow me to the end of my days,
But I wouldn't take a million grand
If you asked to back to dry land



I kissed good by to my Mary-Lou
She gave me a biscuit and a bottle of glue...
I said "Dear heart, will ya ever forget me?"
She replied "I'll wait till Tuesday, and then we'll see..."



And so now I live for the ocean wave,
I'll have dolphins follow me to the end of my days,
But I wouldn't take a million grand
If you asked to back to dry land



My companion in arms is a fine guinea pig
Give him donuts and stout and he'll dance yer a jig
but for those that cross him, he'll n'ear shun a fight
And an angry guinea pig is a frightening sight..



And so now I live for the ocean wave,
I'll have dolphins follow me to the end of my days,
But I wouldn't take a million grand
If you asked to back to dry land

It's Brilliant!

Wow... that was really good, let's have another!

*applauds loudly*

Encore, encore.

I think if a vote was held, we wouldn't want to let
you go back to dry land anyway, Pod.
We wouldn;'t want to lose you

Thanks!!!



I sail in a ship with the finest of crews
And not one of 'em would I care to lose,
And now, if you'll let me, I'll just rest me brain..
By helping you drink this vat of champaign..
(and of course!)

Are these to the tune "All Jolly Fellows who Follow the Plow?"


A bright moon was rising, it lit up the night,
And made the men silly, made the women bright,
We sang the old shanties and drank the old rum,
And no-body cared 'till the morning light come!

Of course I'll huggle bop with you, DM



-only it's a litte difficult to to these tunes, is it not?

Great lyrics though

*The ship flips upside down and stays under water for about ten seconds before correcting itself. When it re-appears, it is now colored blue and white on the exterior*

*looks in the mirror* Hey, I'm white and blue!

When I was a bad little girl, that would be just before I grew up to be a bad big girl...I use to take all the neighborhood children down the block to Mr. Sally's Store. I taught them all a song & we'd sing at the top if our lungs until Mr. Sally would chase us down the Street with a broom!
Great, great gobs of greasey grimmy gopher guts
cumulated monkey meat, chopped up bloody chicken feet...Oh great, great gobs of greasey grimmy ghopher guts buy um' at Sally's sto-o-o-re oh great great gobs, etc...
It went on like that until Mr. Sally would start to get winded & give up. Wonder why he died at such a young age? After all...we made sure he had exercise.

Oh dear... the ship's blue and white...

I've alway thought those to be awful colors for a ship!!! If we're in trouble...Oooo...now wait just one minute! We are pirates!
Great disguise!!!!! They'll NEVER see us a comen'!!! Shibber me
timbers!

Blame it on the RUM!!!!!!

Better yet: Blame it on the

* Zarniwoop enters, and jumps inside the piano *

Pod Dashes in ... pauses..

Looks under chair..

Looks behind picture..

Looks under Post-It notes...

..oh, a piano! How lovely...

*Sits down and starts hammering out the "Maple Leaf Rag"*

* Zarniwoop jumps out of piano, and starts dancing on top of the piano while madly drinking

Hello Alexandra Marie Chaser * Said imitating microphone *

If you are confused go to the Lighthouse Bar and read the last 40 to 50 posts, and you'll understand !!

Dances with unbrella as Pod does the solo

thanks Zarniwoop, but i think i'd rather watch you dance
pass me some

ahh...
hits the spot!!!