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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 3, 2001
Gosh, I wish I knew what a tittleberry was.
If Pandora means the ship's rail, then she's
gone overboard.
I guess a tittleberry is not a ship's rail.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 3, 2001
*Pandora's been tossed into and around a mast...having all the wind knocked out of her she was unable to call out to...faints*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 3, 2001
Naughty, naughty mast! 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 3, 2001
*a green tapestry ottoman, a white satin sette, a matching set of Spanish leather wingchairs, and a coffee table slide into the cabin covered with dislplaced piraits*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
Hmm, I might be interested....if there's 
on the coffee tables.
The white satin settee sounds mahvelous,
dahling. A couple of white angora 
s
stretched out on it would give the room
that certain something.....
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 4, 2001
A pair of white angora cats and several mugs of slide in on a dining cart...
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plato <surfer> Posted Nov 4, 2001
*knocks over a few vases and flowerpots while careening through the tight cabin*
Oo-err!
*shouts* Miss SWMNBO, (is there an easier way to say your name?) You are very welcome as a cook, a barmaid, or a negotiator, although we don't need one
... If you think you can cook, then please find the kitchen!
*shoots through the window, into the ocean*
Wooohooo!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 4, 2001
*Pandora enters, pulling on her left ear to let 'some' of the air out...wanna' keep the waist slim 
...still not quiet having her Sea legs...stumbles in...*WEll, this looks cozy! 
*Just then the ship tosses Pandora over the table...managing to miss all the coffee & cats.* I think I'll just sit here on the floor for a bit.
*begins to pet the *
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Anquet Posted Nov 4, 2001
*joins Paul and the on the white satin setee*
very comfy... 
any chance of one of these in my cabin? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 4, 2001
Paul H - Dark Mistress is right, you know. This ship has room enough for every h2g2'er
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 4, 2001
Paul H - Dark Mistress is right, you know. This ship has room enough for every h2g2'er
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
Hmmm.
Why did you say that twice, Pierce ?
Was it because the first one went in one
ear and out the other? Well, the second one
did, too.
The are not mine, so anyone who
wants one can have it....
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 4, 2001
*whispers to Paul H...* I think Capt. Peirce is still a wee hung over from Halloween...when I passed out, er went down for a nap, he was STILL drinking. *wink* (still refusing to use the disfugured winkie eye that use to be my fav
)
*runs to the galley, puts on oven mits & rushes back to Paul H and the others with hot apple crisp she made herself* I hope you'll all *sets it down with a knief sticking out of the middle*
like this! Since we still have several tons of apples in the galley, I thought I'd make my only, er, my best apple dish!
*Makes a pot of peach-spiced 
& sets out a round of cheddar cheese*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 4, 2001
::Delayed OOF! from those that landed ontop of him:: 
Ladies are always welcome to land on me. I've been told I'm comfy... 
I'll try some of your apples Pandora.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
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Pandora, I can't believe my eyes!
Apple crisp. Cheddar cheese. Peach-spiced
This is too good to be true (Yippee!), as are
many things in Virtual Reality.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 5, 2001
Too good to be true? Actually this is pretty much what I live on. Including the cats!
...yes, I've always found Joe to be quiet comfy!!!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 5, 2001
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 5, 2001
"Actually this is pretty much what I live on. Including the cats!"
So, the cats provide protein, while the apple crisp is your source
of carbohydrate? Might be a balanced diet.
Or do you mean "on" literally? As in a solid ledge of
apple crisp that holds up your house? Hope you have good
teeth....
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Nov 5, 2001
::munches some of the apples::
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- 964: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 3, 2001)
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- 967: plato <surfer> (Nov 4, 2001)
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