A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2001
And I was hoping for a softball game.
Oh, well. We'd run out of balls soon
enough, as they'd keep getting hit into the
ocean.....
(Let's see,what other games would pirates play?
Chess, maybe, with scrimshaw pieces carved from
ivory seized from other ships? Cards? Computer
games?....)
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 29, 2001
Dice games? Roll dem bones?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Oct 29, 2001
* returns to the ship a little in advance of Kheldar and the Captain, bringing some of the results of their mission with her *
* leaves some 
for the Captain *
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Anquet Posted Oct 29, 2001
Welcome back Light! 
How did it go? 
*takes some and a 
*
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Seismic Posted Oct 29, 2001
*wanders in*
now where could the Captain be?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2001
He may be here disguised in a clever
Halloween costume. He could be the
potted palm over there, or the treasure chest in
the corner, or even the grizzly bear over th.....
BEAR!?
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Anquet Posted Oct 29, 2001
dont worry Paul I'll get it. 
*takes a 
and downs it in one*
right...
*walks slowly up to the bear, withdraws her long sword and advances menacingly *
now you've got to ask yourself one question: do i feel lucky? well do ya? punk?!
*lungs at the huge bear which jumps in fright out of the porthole into the sea*
a job well done i think.
*takes a *
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2001
Thanks, Dark Mistress.
How did a bear get onto the ship anyway?
I hope it wasn't a crew member in a disguise.
If it was, I hope he/she is a good swimmer
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Didn't you read the notice, Paul, about bear-backed swimming on the ledo deck?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2001
HEY!?! 
Who's a lady gotta' 
to get a drink around this place? If I could reach the MEMO BOARD I'd wirte a reward for the release of myself from the ropes that hold me to the railing.
*wait 'til I get my hands on Joe...
and my lips, and my legs, and...*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Pandora, why are you tied to the railing
anyway? Are you doing penance for something?
(It's too late at night for me to dig through
the backlog for the answer. 
)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Mr. Christopher, the notices on the
memo board have such tiny print that
I don't even try to read them. If
there's something really important
going on, you'll put up notices with
print so big even I can read it.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2001
JUST IN CASE YOUR HEARING'S BAD TOO...I'M TIED TO THE RAIL WITH A TRIPLE SLIP KNOT BECAUSE THERE WAS A STORM COMING!!!!!! 
Now, everytime I try to undo the knots...they just get tighter...and Joe keeps tickeling me!!!
I can't reach my saber, which is good for Joe, but bad for me. 
Ye scrurvy lot O' sea stinkn' mates 'ah best undo me and undo me quick...or I'll, I'll, I'll...Oh my hell...I've got nothing...
totally empty threat.
If you won't untie me, would you be kind enough to bring me a drink?!?*thinks of drink* 
....soul of a woman was created below.... ...Ahh...ahh..ah...ah...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 30, 2001
*rolls a barrel of rum over to Pandora and puts a long straw in her mouth*
There, happy now?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
Pandora, I would have untied your ropes by hand,
but I was never good with knots. No Boy Scout
experience....
Besides, I'm not a normal .
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 30, 2001
::
s Pandora some more:: 
Whatcha gonna do to me? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
This could be fun to watch
Anybody want souvenirs?
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plato <surfer> Posted Oct 30, 2001
I'll take a keyring! *pulls out loooong keychain, to which is attatched many a themepark keyring, and begins to loosen a loop*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2001
Gee...remind me to thank Capt. Peirce...when I'm good & drunk!
Thanks to Paul H...I'm FREE!!!!!! *cracks her back & then her knuckles...takes out her saber & with the skill of Edward Scissor Hands......chops off all Joe's hair on just one side & hands out chunks of hair for keepsakes* Oh Jo-o-o-e??? Do you want a trick? Or do you want a treat? Can't make up your ming hey?
Okie-dokie
Join me at the Crossed Pourposses Pub....you'll find it on my Home Page...I'm too lazy to look up the thread...after ALL that standing...& laughing!
*thinking of doing something wicked to Joe...* Halloween Party!!!!! 
Ends at dawn
Nov. 1st, your time!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 1, 2001
Don't worry, Pandora, we'll be there!
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- 921: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 922: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 923: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Oct 29, 2001)
- 924: Anquet (Oct 29, 2001)
- 925: Seismic (Oct 29, 2001)
- 926: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 927: Anquet (Oct 29, 2001)
- 928: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 929: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 930: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2001)
- 931: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 932: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 933: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2001)
- 934: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 30, 2001)
- 935: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 936: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 30, 2001)
- 937: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 938: plato <surfer> (Oct 30, 2001)
- 939: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2001)
- 940: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 1, 2001)
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