Do not try to adjust your computer monitor...
For the duration that you are on this page, I shall control all that you see and hear. Don't worry, the strange noises coming out of your computer are completely normal.
Paul (AKA Seismic) welcomes you to his Guide Page, where he will try (emphasis on "try") to post something intriguing, titillating, or otherwise interesting, pretty much every day (or when he gets time.) Paul is talking about himself in the third person. He likes doing this when he is feeling cute (or when he is attempting to use his cuteness to get girls... this has worked on more than one occasion,) when he is feeling silly , or when he is feeling drunk .
After six months, I have finally remembered my password. I'm impressed with myself. Unfortunately I will probably forget it as soon as I log out, so I should probably write it on the back of my hand or something...
It's all good. So go on, explore, enjoy, all that jazz. Peace.
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| Cabin 13 (II) The Lighthouse Bar | Oct 29, 2001 | Dec 1, 2010 |
| The Captains Private Quarters (sign up here!) | Oct 29, 2001 | Jun 30, 2002 |
| Cabin #42 - Seismic's Cabin | Oct 29, 2001 | No Replies |
| Hot Chicks | Mar 27, 2001 | No Replies |
| My abysmally boring Spanish Class | Mar 26, 2001 | No Replies |
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