h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One Flew Over The Cockoo's Nest was a book by Ken Keasey, then a play, and then a movie. The nurse's name was "Ratched". I know, because I'm doing that play right now. I'm the Prop Master.

::MEMO::
According to a recent survey, the things that bug Americans the most are:
Sales people who won't go away;
Household goods that don't work the way they should;
Home improvements that cost more than the estimate;
Car repairs;
Credit card intrest;
Hearing "you've got mail";
and Telemerketers who call during meals.

hmmm...
you're propmaster, *again*?
what'd the evil lady want to you dress up as this time?

Right, here you are, colour changing loosecovers.

Depending on what you've spilt on it, the colour changes to match until the stain has been absorbed.

Also, here is a complete stain removal kit for when the cover goes on strike after you have all spilt different things on it at once to see what will happen.

As we have just arrived in Amalfi. I'm off for some retail therapy, plus a little y shenagins!

Or even shennanigins. Oh what the hell.. naughtiness

Naughtiness, my dear? You?

have fun caerwynn
i have always thouhgt that retail therapy is the best there is.
*takes a and purposely spills some on the setee*
ah! at last a decent coloured sofa!

can i have a ???

Here?

thanks
*downs it in one go*
ahh...

...le-lu-ya,

Aaaah-le-lu-ya,

Aa-le-E-lu-ya!

Is Ms. Sally in the same play,
or hasn't she recovered from the
scurvy yet?

*Ms. Sally enters counting a fat wad of money*

I just sold that cash regester for *quick count* a whole lot of money! $$

Let's play Charades! I'll go first:

*puts hands together like a prayer and opens them palm-up*

umm a bible?

*runs over and grabs the money as it falls out of ms. sally's hands*

wow, this is a lot of money!!!
you go girl!!!
*thinks*

a water fountain!!!

Or a water lily. First the bud,
and now it opens into a flower.
A small green frog named Reepacheep
hops on for the ride.

or perhaps a lotus

ZIPPER!!!
unzipping a zipper!!!
hehehe

Unzipping a water lotus....

Very rare flower that grows in the depths
of the Amazon Jungle, next to a Wendy's.