A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 10, 2001
I've been thinking, quartermaster: Maybe we shouldn't scare all those 
away. We may need their sheets to reapir sails one day. Until then maybe we should ban them to The Female Sanctuary - seeing as it has been empty and deserted for weeks
Oh, and Pod: Think no more of it!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Sep 10, 2001
Hi, I'm back , trying to catch up 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 10, 2001
And just as I am on my way for Lunch&Nap 
But I will be back
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Sep 10, 2001
::stumbles out of the darkened corner, grinning like madman, with visible stars fluttering about his head::
Ahhhh..... that Pandora.... 
We'll HAVE to do that again!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 11, 2001
Oh...Joe...
*whispers:meet me at mid-night in the galley & I'll whip you up a little something special*
Yhoo-hoo...Paul H. 
how could you EVER think I would ask Aunt Matilda to leave? Sheesh. Men. Oh, speaking of...she asked if you might try re-wording the ssecond stansa of your poem...says it starts too slowly. Hey, don't kill the messenger.
And if you ever want to find her...just
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2001
I'll be lucky if I even get the
first stanza finished. 
Or does Aunt Matilda mean the
dialogue a few posts back?
Is she upset that I revealed her
age? 
I'll bet that was it!
I just wasn't thinking. Well,
I'll work around that tactfully
when I get back to the poem.
Shooting messengers is hard when you
don't have a gun. Unless you count
shooting off my mouth.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 11, 2001
Wha??? No GUN?!? As soon as we land/put in/crash, etc. Getting you a pistol must be 1st on our things to do! I couldn't have so many 
s w/o a gun! It's gret for chasing off cyotees!
And I find it works well on trespassers in my woods. 
I don't REALLY shoot anyone/thing...they just think I'm shooting at them! It's great fun really. Ahh...country life...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 11, 2001
*Ms. Sally rumages through Pierce's desk and finds thirty-five multicoloured female undergarments*
*and promptle shuts the drawer and 
down the corridor screaming*
MY EYES!!!!!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2001
What!!?
Ms. Sally wears brightly colored female
undergarments over her eyes? Why, how
does she see where she's going?
As for having a pistol, I am not sure
why I would need it. Being an 
,
I expect that bullets from anyone else's
gun would pass through me with no harm.
Of course, I may not have read the user's
manual for my wings thoroughly enough....
I am not contemplating retiring from the
guardian angel field. Judging from today's
chaos in New York and Washington, the world
needs guardian angels more than ever.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 11, 2001
I saw the Twin Towers collapse from New Jersey. Horrable, unthinkable thing.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2001
Please see my Home Page: The Day The World Cried. I've put a poem there as well...in the thread, not on the page...sorry, so little sleep. Plane # 93 turned from it's course & flew over my cabin. Then it crashed miles to the East in the next State. War planes were the ONLY sounds all day.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2001
BABK TO THE NORM>>>
Hey...now I know where my 'hot pink' panties went!!! RRRRRRR!
PIERCE!!!!! Theif! Some things just never change.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2001
Oh, and Ms Sally...never...never look into a 's drawers!
ESP.....when he's been to Sea for a looooooong time. EEww!!!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Sep 12, 2001
What a naughty naughty ...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 13, 2001
Why, thank you for noticing!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Sep 13, 2001
Pandora
::licks:: 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 13, 2001
OoooYou KNOW what that does when you do that to my ear!!! 
*grabs the Above Average Joe & takes him to the galley for 
&
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Anquet Posted Sep 13, 2001
s for everyone
hey floh, mr c, pandora, joe etc. etc.
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- 541: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 10, 2001)
- 542: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 10, 2001)
- 543: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 10, 2001)
- 544: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Sep 10, 2001)
- 545: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Sep 11, 2001)
- 546: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 11, 2001)
- 547: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Sep 11, 2001)
- 548: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 11, 2001)
- 549: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 11, 2001)
- 550: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 11, 2001)
- 551: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 12, 2001)
- 552: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 12, 2001)
- 553: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Sep 12, 2001)
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- 556: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 12, 2001)
- 557: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Sep 13, 2001)
- 558: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Sep 13, 2001)
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- 560: Anquet (Sep 13, 2001)
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