A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Mithrandir the 2 eye'd pirate Posted Sep 4, 2001
*Wonder's in...see's the 
...screams* AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *trips on own feet and falls flat on his face* uuggghhhhhh......
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 5, 2001
Go on boy, get yourself up & outta' here before the git ya'!
*Walks over to the poster board...removes red marker from pouch & writes across the 'Ghost Terminator Wanted'...
Contact Pandora...cabinless & flawless with regard to taking unwelcomed ghosts off your hands...leaves her lip prints for Mr. Christopher
* 
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Gwennie Posted Sep 5, 2001
*Wanders past, notices Pan's notice and smears her lip prints with blackcurrant jam*
Hah! Who on earth would be silly enough to believe in s?
*Turns the corner and walks straight through a *
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 5, 2001
!
*pulls itself together*
*floats over to notices, eats blackcurrant jam*
Yum yum 8)
*Finds Mr C's MEMO on ghost hunters, and changes word Ghost to "toast"*
s diabolically*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 5, 2001
Ahoy - and stuff... Pan! I finally got around to fixing you a cabin. Go here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F70774?thread=139532&post=1287470#p1287470 A most piratical welcome to Mithrandir, our first marauder! Note to all: The uneaten remains of the serpents have been sent to the third moon of Deisasture in the Pengrin-quadrant (that's just around the corner after you have passed the Tsuri-system, only I can't remember the exact dimension
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Sep 5, 2001
*sends mental note*
Captain, come back to the Bar. Now. Please.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 5, 2001
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Mithrandir the 2 eye'd pirate Posted Sep 5, 2001
*slowly wakes up again....* is..is...is...the g..g..gg.. gone yet?.....*'s around cabin...right into the , trips..fall's and faints again*
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 5, 2001
*tries to wake Mr. M with the smell of alcohol*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2001
My word, Mr. Mithrandir looks as if he
has seen a .
What are you doing? Why are
you still here? Were you sent to us by
the evil Peeves at Hogwarts?
says nothing, but goes 
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Anquet Posted Sep 6, 2001
Right thats it i've had it up to here with these s! 
*takes outlong sword from her back and wields it menacingly*
*several s take flight through the walls*
*picks up a *
right! PLato, would you mind givng me a hand with these last few please? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 6, 2001
Just don't harm the klabautermann, DM. You know, the little poltergeist who teases the crew and makes strange noises in the night? The minute he leaves the ship it is doomed 
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Sep 6, 2001
And Klabautermänner can be *so* cute...
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 6, 2001
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2001
yes, but how many do we need?
42? 4.2? 420?
If there are more s on the ship
than there are crew members who can
be scared by them, then some of the s will be idle and sullen. They'd
be better off going to other ships that
are undersupplied with klabautermanner.
Can we poll the s on this ship
to see how many are really doing a good
night's work?
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Sep 6, 2001
::still standing around, hoping to be seduced or worse by one of the piratesses:: 
::cautiously sits down, so as not to set off any of the explosives, to wait for the mission::
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 6, 2001
*posts MEMOs*
"Thank you for responding to my MEMO, Pandora. We would all be thankful if you could do something abouts these spirits. I am establishing an unlimited credit rating for you here. Just present your recipts for approval to Mr. Andrews."
"I will personally pay 50 peices~of~eight to any crew member who catches Crewman Pod scribbling on my MEMOs"
"MEMO to self, buy more MOMO pads"
"LOST: One brass knob from the end of a peg-leg"
"FOUND: One hot-pink tank top"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 7, 2001
Um, which part of the ship should I start
with? The kitchen perhaps, as my ectomometer
indicates at least 5 of the gross slimy
things to be infesting that room. (I mean
gross and slimy in the nicest possible way 
)
2 down, 42 to go!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 7, 2001
Very good Paul H. Have this complimentary pot of 
jam.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 7, 2001
Very good indeed, Paul H. Want me to assign you a -writer?
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- 501: Mithrandir the 2 eye'd pirate (Sep 4, 2001)
- 502: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Sep 5, 2001)
- 503: Gwennie (Sep 5, 2001)
- 504: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 5, 2001)
- 505: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 5, 2001)
- 506: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 5, 2001)
- 507: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 5, 2001)
- 508: Mithrandir the 2 eye'd pirate (Sep 5, 2001)
- 509: plato <surfer> (Sep 5, 2001)
- 510: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 6, 2001)
- 511: Anquet (Sep 6, 2001)
- 512: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 6, 2001)
- 513: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 6, 2001)
- 514: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 6, 2001)
- 515: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 6, 2001)
- 516: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Sep 6, 2001)
- 517: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 6, 2001)
- 518: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 7, 2001)
- 519: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 7, 2001)
- 520: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 7, 2001)
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