h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Puts some s, , , s and s into a kit bag*

Well, I'm going to make myself a mission, starting right here!

*throws self over side of ship*

*Bobs about, floating, wondering what to do next*

*throws him a lifebelt, just in case*

*starts trying to get into pod's backpack*
well just in case....

Mr. Pod! What are you doing?!? I mean really!

*gives lifebelt to 001, who, imagining it to be an enormous white , proceeds to eat it*


I am on a mission!!
I don't know what it is yet, but I'm on it!

Hello DM 8)
Shall we start paddling?

Light's on a mission.

Pod's on a mission.

Looks like DM is joining him.

I want a mission.

I'll go on a mission with you Miss Caerwynn!

Would you Mr P?

Look, I've got an MP5 here

*pulls the firearm out of her left sleeve*

And PC90 here

*pulls another out of her right sleeve*

All ready for action as you see, but nowhere to use them!

And I've got an MP3!

I'll lend you one of mine if things get hairy.

Are you any good with a crossbow?

*pulls one out of knick-knack pocket on left leg of combat trousers*

How do you fit a crossbow into your pocket?

Why yes,*picks up crossbow* I am an expert marksman and- *crossbow goes off neatly taking a wax fruit off of The Captains desk and pinning it to the memo board* Oh dear That's never happened before...

good trick Mr P!

I have interdimensional thingies for pockets, very useful. Hang on a minute......

*rummages around in right knick-knack pocket*

Here, want to borrow my MSwalkman to listen to your MP3s?

Oooh! Lovely!

*listens to P.O.D.*

Oh rats, RL calls

Have to go on our mission another day Mr P.

See you tomorrow

Goodbye!

Arr- you want to watch out for those McDonalds- they're more dangerous than a reef filled with sirens... (like Pandora and all our other female s... ), as I have heard tell, E-coli abounds , and indeed, once I did run across my hated foe in a McDonalds... arrr (piratical expression of disgust)

arrr

Munch

ahh paddling james.... that brings back lots of fond memories....
*takes walnut stock crossbow from her side and hands it to mr.p*
maybe you'd like to use this instead plato? give it me back when we return victoriuos from our rather mysterious mission....
right james, tally ho!

*pulls out arrow, wipes off jell, and finally posts MEMOs*

"Pandora: Thank you for the ghost removal"

"Hati: Still waiting on thise roses"

"Plato: Prime the cannons and aim at the evil pigeon who stole my pocket watch"

"Found: sheep's clothing"

"Lost: solid oak armour"

*waves to Average Joe in the crows nest*

Err...Isn't that Mr. Yossarian's job? I can get the little b****r with my crossbow though I think...

Quite right! *crosses out "Plato" and adds "Prefect"*