h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Throws it so that it rebounds of hnicky and hits the reabbit just as it explodes.*

"Follows up with a dazzling display oof rabbit control he's had a lot of practice with rabbits! Grabs the choclatty biscuit cake, tucks it under his arm and legs it with the Doc in toe, foot, ankle and inner thigh"

Quick doc, through this exceedingly small door, eat some of the cake, I think I saw IB heading this way in an incredibly tight PVC Alice in wonderland outfit, I feel a bit of a Land of the Giants coming on!

*feels dissy thanks to the grenade, so collapses and waits for everyone to get out the hole and make her tomato soup*

*isnt surprised that dai has experience with rabbits *

Oh yes Dai the Rabbit they call me in Llandewi Breffi, I'm the only dai in the village you know!

that doesnt surprise me!!

yeabutnobutyeabutnobutyeabutno but shaaaa appp
you only said that cus destiny said it was me that said that bout u, and you and i know that she only said that cos she's a slag and she's had everybody anyway so nobody listens to 'urrrr...
*pauses in mid rant*

oh..

*turns round, spots the doc, spots that he hasn't seen her yet also, and is looking misty eyed at Hnicky, or at least his eyes are watering.....
her bottom lip begins to tremble
not from emotion, viewers...but rubber alice in wonderland suit is bloody uncomfortable, and what's the point in goin thru that pain if nobody notices.....oh sod it...if doc don't notice..*

switches on best colgate grin and sashays across to the RC who is looking a bit on the merry side.... ETA appears with a puff of green smoke and starts up some christmassy music... IB hands out the bru in shot glasses to everyone, and just for a laugh gives some to the nazis and lurkers....
but takes care not to drink it herself.instead taking a little hip flask from her multipocketed utility belt.....shoving down the hemline of the alice costume a tad...that tattoo is really bothering her now...might have to get the doc to take a look at it with a view to removal...

*notices IB, deciedes she has very nice legs and no one will pay attention to her now IB is around*
*notices that she is the only one looking at IB*
ok maybe im better than her
ow you doing IB?

Ahhhh, hnicky and IB together at last! Care to be the bread around my Doc sandwhich? It has been toooooooooooooo long and my Evil wife assasin has done a runner with somebody - still, Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fat. Please put a Pony in the Barmans hat. If you havent got a Pony, a monkey will do - if you havent got a Monkey then you are RIGHT in truble pal..........

Speaking of which - where did that Alice go with the pointy sharp eared Rabbit? Ohhhh - a glass with "Drink Me" on - shall I children?

Oh yes you can!

Ohhhhhhhh no you cant!

He's behind you!

Oh, no he isnt!

Oh yes he is!

*Doc drinks the Drink...............

Blimy! Ohhhhhhhhh I say.............I seem to have come over all Barry White or something..........

Ahh Doc as we say here, two company threes a fantasy!

" Legs it quickly down the rabbit hole, the rabbit is not half suprised!"

hey hnicky babes..

nice mrs clause outfit... i have to take this one off,it's stoppin me circulation

think i'll go back to the leathers...too many short skirted incidents in this lab for one day..

oh look!!.. a penny...who'd have thought... bends right over at the waist to pick it up. (years of yoga viewers ... always pays off in the end)
*all those in the general backlab direction suddenly stop what they're doing and gawp...

Oh my.. can be heard quite audibly from behind that bar....who could that be?*

oooooohhhhhh

" Just noticed the ravishing IB"

Allo flower, your looking very fesstive may I say!

so IB we seem to be nearly alone here, fancy the cupboard?

Good Grief! A full moon and this early in the day? Oh no, its just IB but still - Hubba Hubba!

Dai wait up - I am a coming boy! If I can just tear my eyes off IB....

*starts getting jeolous because everyone is looking at her IB*
so IB can i take you for a drink sometime?

Yes IB, let hnicky buy you a drink, get a bit drunk, two girls together and all that..............hey, Dai!

Can the Rabbit hole wait a while? Think we have a little Men and Motors about to kick off up here!

ok... hnicky...is that a twinkle in your eye i see?
hmmmmmm

*thinks about what was flashed when the cupboard door opened.....smiles... takes her hand..*

come on...i have some stuff i want to show you in the cupboard....

*looks behind and wags admonishing finger at the labites, who are following, suddenly very interested indeed*

no peeking.... this is women's stuff

come on babes..

Doc and Dai slowly head backwards down the rabits hole, neither of them willing to take there eyes off IB and HN, it appears somethings going on over ther.......

*but winks at the last minute and leaves the door open, just a tad*

Hey Dai - glad I put those covert pinhole cameras in the cupboard and flogged the rights to some seedy norwegian TV channel to pay for my holiday!

Quick - turn it over to channel 69 and lets catch the pay per view!

*allows herself to be lead to the cupboard*
*hnicky sticks her head out*
you can go on without us we may be quite a while
*giggling is soon heard from the cupboard, as well as shouts of *is that a rabbit?* and *come and show it to me then*