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.....raise himself up from the not too comfy after all, 60´s chrome chair, with a satisfied smile like a chesire cat.

" I must say this is too easy.You´ve all been poisoned through the drinks and will all die in less than 2 hours (surpresses an evil grin)
unless you take this antidote (pulls out a handfull of green pills), and quickly swallows another and a Bloody Mary."

"You can still eat the peanuts, they´re not too dangerous"

"This was just to show how easy it is to scheme against the evil scheemers, now eat the pills and swallow that and BM and let´s get on with some really evil planning (laughing out loud a frantic evil grin unable to restrain myself anymore)





DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.

I will *not* swallow your BM!

Well suit yourself.

I think a whiskey could do the trick also.

Did someone say minibar...?

This poisoning-of-the-drinks thing is SIMPLY UNACCEPTABLE, Duween. You can't poison my Committee - they're *mine* to dispose of as I see fit. Allow me to demonstrate...

*Presses small button on panel. Duween's chair disappears in a lick of flame*

...and you can come back when you're willing to behave like a rational, reasonable megalomaniac. I think we can keep the murder for the plebs. But stay away from the minibar!

*wanders in with a tray of *

Did someone say minibar?

*drops tray*

*arrives fashionably late, and sets up shop at the mini bar*

*first in the queue, by virtue of being the eldest & having the sharpest elbows*

A pint of your really splendid & worthwhile real please.

*pulls real out of his rucksack*

Your non-poisonous , Granny.

Thank you kind sir.

*wanders over to the o-so-60's hanging chair & tries to sit down*

THUMP

*tests each bottle of alchohol with his Detect-O-Death bartender's kit*

....comes crawling back kind of smokesmelling with a bottle of tequila in his hand, thinking "well now I can have my alcohol to myself, everybody will think it´s poisoned so they won´t drink it.Damn that I have to go through that procedure every time there is some evil planning to do.But this time was especially nasty with the flames and everything."

"better behave from now on."

::: snags a bag of chips from Fred :::

*Arises from the floor without spilling a drop of and knicks a crisp off Shea*

Thanks chuck have a

Did someone say minibar?

Come on, people, there's more to the room than a minibar...we have a sort of, um, discussion group going on as well. The topic for today is 'world domination and the enslavement of humanity'. Now does anyone have any thoughts NOT related to ? Please don't make me char-grill anyone else...

*Puts marshmallow on skewer, holds it over Duween *

*Holds out a piece of bread*
A toast for Mr Legion

*Evil *

Can I get some marmalade for that? E-vil marmalade, if possible...

There may be some lemon curd knocking around somewhere in the Thingite threads