h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey!

It is indeed.

Oh, and 'were', I think you'll find /!\

Happy_Nerd U8584330 is now pronounced Official Thingite Calendar Maker.

Whats needed here is a giant bucket and mop followed by a high pressure cleaner.....

*Wanders in carrying a large bucket and mop*

Did somebody lose these? There's a high pressure cleaner outside too.


Honestly, the stuff people drop...

So tats where they got to.

I usually find mine down behind the fridge.

That must be a pretty big fridge - you been stockpiling or summat?


Or maybe it's because that's where the entrance to the smuggler's passage that leads down to the cave on the Cornish beach is?

Who told you about that?

Is that the 'fridge that's always mysteriously full of Cornish ice-cream?

Want one!

Actually I guess a freezer would be better.

Ah, but behind the fridge is cooler than behind the freezer! So it makes sense to stash things behind fridges!

Ah, logic! No wonder I was confused.

Argh!!LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No worries!

Logic has never been for long is this thread...

Fetch the nets!! Release the Hounds! LOGIC has escaped and is roaming free and unfettered on a Thingite thread. This is untenable! I want it found, caught, stuffed and mounted. I require the larger of my ceremonial blunderbuss...now where did we put the key to the hunting Lodge?

Stuffed and mounted ? can we not just have them holding paws ?

best fishes......tod

The hounds are restless. It's been a long time since Logic last broke free!

We kept it tightly bound in the Lower Dungeons....

So how did it escape, then? hmmmn? I suggest someone catches it before it does anymore danger- what if it got into one of our personal spaces?!! Mines got a lot insanity there, fresh caught everyday and I dread to think what Logic would do there! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

*disappears off screaming*