h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*There is a sound like several thousand people saying 'Wop'*

Whoa, that was odd.

must be covering his nose like a polar bear

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is the place to go if you want a shiny new Thingite Calendar!

Anyone for cricket?

Will there be cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off?

thanks for the calender

why do the cuecumbers have to get there crusts cut off

Its part of their religeon . They cut it off after they are wallies but before they reach full gerkinhood . A fully formed cucumber , still with a crust , would be ostrasized at the tabernacle by his fellow cucumbers .

best fishes.......tod

cutting off the crust also prevents getting curly hair,must be true coz a bloke in the pub told me!

The title of the postings is defaming us! Quickly, change it to the correct month name!

I don't know it!

What am I doing holding this cucumber?

I don't know but it's terribly fetching!

I'm an advertiser's dream: give me an amusingly shaped vegetable and I'll give you a profit.

Never heard it called that before!

I've seen a carrot-shaped dildo...

...just thought I'd share that with you

That's nothing.

I've seen a fountain in Amsterdam that shaped like a large erect you-know-what. The water quirts out the top and the testicles revolve as the water cascades down the side.

At 11am on quite Sunday strolling by the canals (until you realise you've wandered into a certain district that has "Suck n f*** 5 gilda" on street hordings and vibrators in bargain buckets and you realise where you are. Then, fleeing for the exits, you round the corner and see The Fountain and it's like. Classy. Given the surroundings. Not so much art-knobbling as - I'll stop there.

It sounds like a magnificent erection.

Well, that was a conversation-stopper.

It was, quite.

*Swishes around in cloak which has 'I went to see a Phallic Statue and all I got was this lousy cloak' on it*