h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Logic AND sanity - not in MY threads!!! To arms!

...and legs ...

*grabs sanity repellant underwear and logic resistant t-shirt from wardrobe*

yes those too....

*Puts on his very scary hat that makes Logic and Sanity tremble at the knees. From laughter*

Where's my weapon?

*starts looking*

... hat Axi - you forgot the large foam hands too tho ...

*unlocks weapon cupboard, and withdraws a BFG6000*

That's what I'm looking for. My huge foam hand with built-in grenade launcher. You haven't seen it, have you?

..isn't that it under the pile of EC's dirty laundry

*points to corner where a large foetid pile of clothing lies with a large blue digit sticking out from the bottom*

Errm...this may be hard ti believe, but I'm not exactly enthusiastic about rummaging through the nderwear of a zombie-cat-man-whatever he is...

Oh well...


*A look of extreme distaste on his face, Aximili heads towards the pile and begins rummaging*

hmm, there's something under this cushion...

*feels gingerly under the cushion and withdraws a large blue foam hand weighted down with an integral grenade launcher*

erm Axi - I've found it... *ducks*

AHH!

THAT'S THE LOGICAL THING TO DO!

AHHH!

He's one of them!!!!

and don't tell me that doesn't make him a bad person!

In the distance strains of supertramps the logical song can be heard Ahhhahahah now we know where logic went.....it's on tour

So long as it keeps well away from here!

Is that the panic over or are we still having an issue with sanity?

No, the sanity thing is never ending.

We're all bl**din' mad.

I'd call that our most endearing quality.

Certainly an enduring quality

You'd have to be made to fill 90-odd thousand posts with this much nonsense.

Viva la resistance!

Vive Le Revolution

All these posts aren't nonsense - they just make a different kind of sense

well yes but realise anyone sane who jsut heard you say that is going to think you're mad too.