h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I could tell you but I'd be forced to run you through with a marshmallow sandwich that I sadly don't have to hand ... dagnabbit

Someone tried to run me through with a marshmallow once, but i guess a sandwich would be worse due to the crust. Still though, that is nowhere near as scary as being chased by Morris Dancers as i was

Not having a clue who/what Morris Dancers is/was/are/be, I still sympathize with your plight.

*jingles bells, flourishes hankie, waves bloody great stick around in frankly irresponsible manner*

with a hey-nonny-nonny....

it's one of these whatsit 'fertility rites' practised in them backward pagan cultures and heathen lands

::ducks under the "bloody great stick" once, twice, thrice, before managing to get to relative safety::
That's dangerous! I think I like it... Nah, need an .

I have been working on a paper due in four weeks for my U.S. history class. I know.... I'm such a good little girl.

I must now go to class!!! BYE BYE!!!

.,.. hee hee... can't wait til I'm on the home, I admit!!!

neat-o. a !

*wanders through real quick-like*

Quickie?

Makes more sense in a southern accent.

Dirty mind.

Hi everyone! I'm a brand new member (Beatnik: Relatively Official Minister of Anything Saturated with Caffeine) and I'd just like to say that it's a real honour to be part of the clan. I'd like to ask you a question to try to get to know you all a little better: Which brand of macaroni and cheese to you prefer, and why, or if you prefer the homemade stuff, could you share your recipe?

Good Question!!

I see this being almost as devicive as the Great Marmite Debate!

Frankly I don't there is something of the smell of melting cheese that is ever so slighty sickly. I can deal with it no toast and lasange and that's about it. In fact now that I come to think of it a lasagne is definately my prefered method of cheese/pasat delivery.

But when I was on a budget at university I traditionally partook of a pack of super-noodles pumped up with chicken stock and freshly ground balck pepper. Delicious.

There, I think I've almost just about not quite answered your question.

Home made, my mom's recipie... I don't know it.

*cue Lady Scott to give out the recipie*

*a tumble weed passes through the forum*

::Wind howls::
swoooooosh.

*runs to dinner*

Hey! Guess what I got today? Courtesy of Lady Scott! And in this box of fun was a wonderful page of isms. Now our bouquet is full, lovely and colorful!

::just finished dinner, rushes back to w**k::