h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, Good captain. What plans for the re-vitalisation of the Clique?

mmmm maybe the glowing is a bad thing...

could I offer anyone a sandwitch.... ?

Sounds good. *takes a sandwich and stands with it, as it glows in his hands*

As for the revitalisation... Hmm... we could invade another group. Take someone like CHEESE or ARMY, or MoTMV and invade their threads. That would liven both groups up. We'd ask 'em first on the quiet, and keep it interesting. We had a war before, but there was a lot of defection between the sides, cos it was with REBEL, which moved here halfway through because the leader didn't want to worry about the upkeep.

Any other suggestions are welcomed.

hmmm a war sounds like fun,
lots of wonderful bioweapons....

...and chemical ones!!

*awquard pause*
......


Yes.... chemical ones too....
BioChemical

maybe some normal chemical....
but BioChemical is so fun
it even sounds more exiting!

I will, of course, help with the Biochemical ones, but chemical IS my area of expertise

well I think biology was mine...
so I guess that means we'll need to work together...

*Clears 'Custard' bench in readiness*

I have some Microbiotic thingamies do you think they'll be nessassary?

If you've got any prebiotics or probiotics (quite fashionable these days)I'll whip up a batch of "special" custard.

I dont have any probiotics i sold them to some silly food company...
but you can have some prebiotics...

How about Destructobiotics? I have a box of them in my office. I WAS planning on shooting them at leRue, but...

May be a bit unstable, but let me have a couple for testing - oh and a decent location to test them in, please.

The testing range is just down the turbolift across the corridor. You'll need clearance... *clears throat* Computer? [Computer:] +++QUERY+++YES?+++ As of this time, the two Doctors have level three security clearance. [Computer:] +++PROCESSING+++DONE+++ Good stuff, computer. Nice plus signs, by the way. [Computer:] +++THANKS. I HAD THEM DONE SPECIALLY. NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE+++ No problem. Nice Capslock as well. [Computer:] +++THANKS. IT'S A PART OF MY NEW IMAGE.+++ Good stuff. As you were. Right, guys. The testing range is all yours. Here's the directions... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1996985?thread=3593339

ooooh underground

off to set stuff up

*watches him go*

Ah.... now he cant tell me off for breaking health and safty....

*removes water from the restricted chemicals list*

*Bustles in*

Security check, yadda yadda yadda...

*Flashes his Blockbusters membership card*

*Confiscates the water*

Vital to protect the continuing ... yadda, yadda, yadda etc.

*leaves*

how odd....