h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Name:Dave Harkness
U number: U4015543 (I think)
Favoured section: Science
Special talents: Smart, good at thinking up miscellaneous items,
How you could help the Clique: I am very smart

*salutes Dave*

Hey, man. You're our first new recruit this year! I'm sorry to say this thing has been gathering a bit of dust, as we were running out of members and momentum. If you get a few more people to join, the Clique should rise anew!

I'll go add you to the main page, Cadet Dave Harkness! Report to the Main Office in Clique HQ immediately, if you would.

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Name: Andrew Zhou
U number: U4252180
Favoured section:Special Forces
Special talents: Great aiming, great tactician, good gunner.
How you could help the Clique: Doing whatever I am asked to do.

Welcome aboard, Cadet Zhou! You are the second member of the Clique to join this year! Due to your and Cadet Harkness' joining up, I have decided to begin a recruitment drive. Ask all your friends to participate. HOIN THE CLIQUE!


UNCLE NUGE NEEDS YOU!!!

Dave(big bad wolf)
If you wend your way down to the NEW lab 18, we might find a spot for you among the scientific community. (Along with and sympathy)

Dave.........
um...nice name...???

How do you mean?

It kinda reminds me of this show... I used to watch it. Now I can't stop thinking about it. It's so annoying.

Which one?

Dunno. I keep thinking about it but I can't get it out of my head.

Aw, come on. You're annoying me with your non-remembrance.

I don't know though. You just reminded me about it BTW.

Name:Josh
U number: U5890308
Favoured section: Special
Special talents:changing staff that can turn into different weapons and shoot magic fire balls and other magic stuff out of it
How you could help the Clique: master of video games and a alience with a other club(altough we can't help much as a army yet)

Welcome aboard! Clique Lab 18 is where most of the action has been happening lately... If you wanna head there, its on the conversation list!

k

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Name:Dragon/kipperonthefloor
U number: U12546156
Favoured section:Intelligence
Special talents:Time travel, size and shape shifting, mad science
How you could help the Clique:Allience to the P.I.I.B and the T.I.A

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Name:Persephone
U number: U???
Favoured section: Medical
Special talents: Yawning
How you could help the Clique:Erm