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Name: Steph
U Number: U1144426
Evil Talents: Hmm, i dont tell secrets
Level of evil(1-10): whats the scale?
Why the Clique sucks: its name has no signifcance
How you can punish the Clique
Rip out the members vital organs

Good to see that you think that. I'll wait till BL gives you a job, then he can get me to put you on the page. Stay out of Clique threads, only post in open or REBEL-controlled battlefields, no attacking anywhere that doesn't have "Battlefield" as part of the latest post. Have fun!

*Salutes* Yes Sir. I understand! Lol

Name: MysteriousOneWoS
U Number: U857298
Evil Talents: My great power with the Dark Side of the Force.
Level of evil(1-10): 8.32375649465983927593745595849368628768576286729856757626542179812383748374857683847959739394 (just to be awkward)
Why the Clique sucks: They come along and say "no violence necessary". How stupid.
How you can punish the Clique
Well, first get a disguise. Then hide a massive long pole in your disguise, and ask for an interview with a high-up member of the Clique, bribing if necessary. When you are admitted, bind, but not gag, the high-up member, then take out your long pointy pole and ram it where the sun don't shine! When it happened to EvilClaw he begged to be killed (which he was).

Right, you do know that I am the one who checks this? I am the leader of the Clique, and now I know your strategy.

....

*prepares long pointy pole with the appropiate seasoning*

*the leader of Clique security,ie.ME,jots down some ideas for a arse protection device*

*looks at his drawing*

*reluctantly scribbles out the chicken*

*jams long pointy pole up Captain LeRue's arse*

*Nuge, with his ultimate control over life and death on this page, hurls MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus 60000000000000000000000000000000015 miles into space and watches through a telescope as he dissappears from sight*

*is picked up by his starship, the Garendar, which has unspeakable powers of destruction at the ready if Nuge does that again*

Not on this thread it doesn't. *Garendar's weapons all disappear*

*weapons appear again because of the regeneration button*

*regeneration button and weapons disappear*

This is ridiculous.

*a new regeneration button forms the old regeneration button and the weapons*

And incidentally, if you do that again, I shall jam this spear up where the sun don't shine.

The dark side of the moon?

I think he means Soon Dunt Shiine

Its a city in Tibet I think.

I meant the arse.

Soon Dunt Shiine would be a long way to go to ruin a spear.