h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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The Captain

Name: Kat
U number: U234368
Favoured section: Medical
Special talents: Just general sex appeal, intelligence and medical expertise...nothing that special to be honest.
How you could help the Clique: By keeping you all safe and healthy which is of course important!

Well come on in.First you should go to the break room meet a feww people. then you want to go to the mangers office an d get asigned your duties.please also check in with captain LeRue for security purposes and genral stuff. then since you are part of are medical team then you must complete medicals on every member of the Clique(bet you wish you didn't put medical on your resima) start with the Hematite wing then Mc Gaxs floor.

Full medical eh...eh eh eh eh *Nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge wink wink wink nudge nudge*



Forgotten why I've been nudgeing you

Any way WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE NOT QUIET SO FREE!

Welcome aboard, Kat! I'll put you on the main page now. You'll be our CMO now, then!

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Ok well it works, I'd like to change to being the chief interrogator, I can get anyone to squeal

*squeals suitably and runs away screaming*

See? She can get any information she wants....even which teacher you fancied when you were 12!

Ah, zo Herr Schmitt ze boys PE teacher eh

*looks shifty*
Hope you aren't talking to me...I mean...I steered clear of the boys' PER teacher...I mean occasionally I might have just happened to be around...but never by purpose or anything...besides...

Non of the boys PE teachers were remotely fanciable at my school, there was a Maths teacher called Mr Dean who was drop dead gorgous, too a 13 year old anyway, I blame the hormones, I was too busy fancying John Taylor from Duran Duran at the time

I think I was too busy fancying my English teacher. She was Mrs Kitching. Most of the teachers were really old and scary...plus half of them were in my sailing club. Your opinion of teachers REALLY lowers once you see their bare ass in the changing room.

We had a PE teacher called Miss Gee who must have been 50 then

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Name:farlock
U number: U1260797
Favoured section: Science
Special talents:morpher , i can morph things and myself
How you could help the Clique:i rock so i can do anything


i could use my morphing powers

hi im new ere


how u doin kat

it me from the assasin guild

im the one who morphed me and u into dragons and stuck up 4 u when they were gonna kill

Farlock: Welcome aboard! I'll put you on the page now, Walk around to talk to people! You're the new Research and Development Scientist, go and set up a conversation on the main page called "R&D department" or something, then describe what's in the room. This will be your office, but you can go anywhere you like!

u know im a 12 year-old kid

so i dunno wot it is

can i ave a job i understand plz

And can you cut out the text speak please, we spell words properly on h2g2

Into the Break room. Thats where we talk, not on the sign up page.