h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A distinctly alien planet, accessed through the Stargate(tm).

*The planet has yellow soil, pink shrubbery, a red sky, and orange rocks. Everything appears to be made of Styrofoam and the walls are shaky, and vaguely cardboard-y. The local aliens, the X'lkk'thrpp'ttkllpjjonians are humanoid, with odd brow ridges that look like bad prosthetics, but are in fact, brain extensions. The "X" in planet X is short for X'lkk'thrpp'ttkllpjjon. Obviously. Tsk.*

*Appears, gets a bit of a scare from a rock, throws a banana at it and ducks and rolls away and puts his fingers in his ears*

what an odd place....

Indeed... quite disturbing

I dont know, i quite like the rocks.

*looks at the rock, currently chewing the banana*

Mmm... rocks. So, why are we here again?

I haven't the faintest idea...

Hmm... Well, we may as well do something now.

so set out the picnic blanket and call it a holiday?

Yeah... Okay. Shore leave. Who brought the picnic?

I'm sure the lab could has something for hungry men
lets see...


*takes out several small capsuals and drops them on the ground then pours the contents of a canteen over them*

*where they were is now a picnic blanket several trays of raw meat and a barbeque some deck chairs and a large inflatable shark*

*Looks at the raw meat and the barbeque*

*Lifts up a near by rock*

I got some potatoe salad over here.

Ah wonderful

Mmm. *Puts on a hat that says "Chief" with the "i" x-ed out* Let's grill!

Ah Mr Nuge going to show us some of your culinary delights?

*Flips what appears to be a small cow onto the Barbecue* Yup. I'm gonna do "Cowmeat suprise", just like back at home. *tears well up in his eyes*

Ah home.... nothing ever measures up to the experience....

Yup. Mah paw usta make 'em like this... *tear*

awww...
*fights urge to hug nuge*