H2G2 Bikini Competition

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The Bikini Babes Bite Back!

Yes, it's back - the H2G2 Bikini Competion. As you know, far back in the 1990s, it became politically incorrect to have Bikini Competitions, for it was feared that they were somehow sexist. But here on H2G2 we have a simple answer to that: so what? Besides which, the H2G2 Bikini Competition has always been open to women, men, fish, rocks, aliens, science fiction authors, demons, amoebas and insects of all ages. So no matter who and what you are, you're not only free, but also invited, to enter.

Entrants So Far This Year

In alphabetical order, to avoid favouritism, complete with a description of their bikini:

• Apollo - wearing a very shiny Gold Lame Thong.
• AquaMarina The Mermaid - wearing some new, luminescent shells this year, and a shining tail.
• Bumblebee - wearing a shiny black bikini that looks like it's so full of holes it's going to
  fall apart, only the holes are actually an underlaying fabric that appears like a peephole to another universe. You can see new galaxies as the proud wearer moves! The spectacular garment boosts and pinches in just the right places.
• Cærwynn - wearing her tiger print string bikini, displaying her
  amazing figure to perfection.
• Clelba - wearing a very skimpy bikini, accentuating her perfect figure beautifully. It's made from blue satin overlaid with black mesh so it looks all dark and shimmery, and a sort of half skirt flowing out behind her, made from the same material.¹.
• Demon Drawer - wearing a black lycra CK two piece which really accentuates his well toned thighs
• Galaxy Babe - wearing a black leather bikini with tassles.²
• Go Go Girl - Wearing a chocolate and whipped cream creation - a bikini that tastes glorious. It is mouthdrooling, lipsmacking, fingerlicking good!
• Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - Wearing a black bikini, upper part decorated with fresh red dahlias, lower part trimmed with flowing bright red flounces forming a skirt hula-hula style
• LighthousegirlUK - wearing one of Caerwynns fantastic creations. The classically styled bikini is in an amazing blue green fabric which shimmers like a carebean sea on a clear warm day. It complements Light's fair skin and enhances her shapely figure and amazingly long legs.
• Mackenzie - wearing a green bikini that shimmers independantly of any light source, and surrounded by a faint but unmistakable magic aura.
• MaW - Wearing a man's bikini with a bottom part made from fabric that
  changes colour fairly randomly, and an invisible top which cleverly enhances the muscles to avoid the weak and puny look.
• Mina - wearing a state of the art rubber and manacle bikini.
  The manacles are purely for decoration purposes³
• Sammy - wearing a chequered flag wrapped around her, for the novelty value.
• St. Seven Of Nine - wearing her new chainmail bikini with peep-holes⁴
• She Who Must Be Obeyed - wearing an alarmingly minute amount of plain black
  spandex⁵ And of course, her diamonds.
• Spimcoot - wearing gin pants, a tonic bra that fizzes delightfully, a slice of lime behind his ear, and an ice cube on each nipple. As he likes being drunk he invites other entrants to be cruel...
• Tabitca - wearing a fetching ensemble in shades of blue and tin. The blue appears to be small fish darting in and out of the water filled bikini top and the tin is the bottom half of the bikini made from recycled cat food tins lined with moss. The fish are an endangered species she rescued to breed in captivity and then re-release back into the wild.
• Titania - wearing a discreet and delicate bikini, cleverly using oyster shells, the
  food of love, to cup and enhance her orbs of love, teamed with a beautiful cloth bottom half, decorated with seaweed, the food
  of the Gods.
• Venus In Cornflowers -

Rules

Rules for Entering:

Entry into the competition has just started!!!

• You can either nominate yourself, or someone else. If you nominate someone else, you must leave a link to their homepage in the nominating thread. To enter or nominate - click here.
• As this is a HRASC approved competition, we would like to ask all entrants to join the H2G2 Researchers Against Swimming Costumes
• You also must be "seen" wearing your bikini. This just involves hanging around threads in both the Swimming Pool and the Beach. I'm not fussy, any threads there will do, so just visit, say hi, and hopefully hang around for a chat.

Rules for Disqualification:

You can be disqualified if:

• You never actually wear your bikini anywhere - ie, if you don't go to the Swimming Pool and the Beach at all.
• You are rude or insulting to anyone else in the competition⁶
• You take the competition too seriously.

And here are some Bikini Competition answers to Frequently Asked Questions:

• Do I have to be female to enter the bikini competition?
  
  • Of course not - the competition is open to anything animal, vegitable, mineral or alien. As long as it looks good - or bad - in a bikini.
• What about sharks????
  
  • Don't worry - this bikini competition, somehow, remains HRASC compatible.
• How exactly does this competition remain HRASC⁷ compatible when bikinis are swimming costumes?
  
  • People in the competition are wearing Bikinis, not swimming in them. As the bikinis are being
    intended to be worn, they aren't swimming costumes, merely clothes, and so are HRASC compatible.
• Will there be a seperate male/female competition?
  
  • You kidding? That's far too organised for me to sort out...

Previous Results

If you've never been to the Swimming Pool or the Beach before, here's a guide to help you chose the thread for you.

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