Give us a B, Give us an I, give us an K, give us an I, give us an N and give us an I. What do we want? Bikinis!¹

If you have a bikini, then you are the exact type of person needed to enter this years 3^rd Annual H2G2 Bikini Competition! All you have to do is have a bikini, or if you don't have one, pretend you do or get one, and follow the above link.

The H2G2 Bikini Competition has always been open to women, men, fish, rocks, aliens, science fiction authors, demons, amoebas and insects of all ages. So no matter who and what you are, you're not only free, but also invited, to enter.

So why not become one of H2G2's elite, and enter the H2G2 Bikini Competition? It's easy.