h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you wish to enter the Bikini Competition, say so here:
Please include a decription of your bikini, and if you are nominating someone else, a link to their homepage:

I'm entering!
I'm wearing a state of the art rubber and manacle bikini.
The manacles are purely for decoration purposes, unless I decide otherwise.

Me me me!!!!
I'd like to enter too!

I'm wearing a black leather bikini, with tassles

And stilletto shoes.....with diamante trim

Oh what the heck, if I can't be President.

I'll be wearing a black lycra CK two piece which really accentuates my well toned thighs.

I wish to enter!

Wearing a man's bikini with a bottom part made from fabric that changes colour fairly randomly, and an invisible top which cleverly enhances the muscles to avoid the weak and puny look.

Oooh...too exciting...so much competiton already...

Having read your rules, I have ditched my old bikini and devised one specifically not for swimming, and I am now wearing a chocolate and whipped cream creation. I hope you understand that this means that everytime I am on the beach, I will have to have a new one applied, since chocolate and cream will melt in the sun. Alternatively, is it possible to place a large freezer on the beach, where I can periodically hang out to save my bikini?

Incidentally, my bikini may not look as fab as the others', BUT it will taste GLORIOUS!

Go on..try it!

GGG

Well actually it will look fab... just in a chocolate, cream licking kind of way...chocolate straps and whipped cream swirls on..well.. the swirls...studded with a couple of chocolate drops...kind of like Smarties...or Buttons...

GGG

How can I compete?
May I taste your bikini, GGG?

I'm wearing some new shells this year, luminescent ones {I removed the black pearls first}...and I have lubricated my tail until it shines...see?

*splashes tail*

~strides in wearing her new chainmail bikini with peep-holes~
I am also wearing my new thigh-high black PVQ stiletto boots.
~swings chain belt, tied loosely around tiny waist~

Accept defeat now

Of course you can have a taste Aquamarina...

It is freshly made every day.

Anybody else want to taste?

GGG

Seven!

* bikini turns a fetching shade of royal blue *

I think I'll just go home now...

St Seven of Nine may not win this year... so far, no-one has won twice in a row. So don't give up, you could be the winner, MaW!

<BB<

* MaW's bikini bottom turns purple with lilac polkadots *

Not if this bikini keeps coming up with these awful patterns I won't.

*covers her eyes to avoid the sight of MaW's bikini*

I borroughed a bikini from one of my cousins, but don't know how to describe it...

top URL found here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A521425

...and that's my cousin Seadric next to me...

*speechless*

Gorgeous.
(obv not that speechless. )

Thanks Mina - but how am I to describe it? Please help!

*admires Mina's bikini*

I like that rubber look - does it feel like rubber too?

I would imagine it does, being made of rubber and all that.

* his bikini goes blood-red *

That's better.

It's a discreet and delicate bikini, cleverly using oyster shells (the food of love) to cup and enhance your orbs of love, teamed with a beautiful cloth bottom harf, decorated with seaweed. (the food of the Gods.)

Or something.

And yes it feels like rubber. It gets very hot!

Or even half.

Thanks Mina - I'm really no good at describing clothes myself... I wonder if there are any English classes in describing haute couture...?