h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At your service - Lady Teuchter the Nimble of Ofsted in the Bucket.

but fun

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What fortune cookie link?

this one!

http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/thefortunecookie.php

Mine says: Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree..

Playing with a small plastic pizza will reward you greatly on Friday.

Stir your tea widdershins and the sugar will not settle.
The sandcastle and the parsnip are sleepwalking towards your submarine.

Intake is over. Let the healing begin.

Like surrealistic poetry those fortune cookies. but

I think I need a solid day of sleeping.

'Don't you just hate it when even the aubergines are plotting against you?'

They are?

Morning All,

Marquess Albatross the Prohibited of Greater Snodbury reporting back from the wedding in Nodnol.

And what a wedding it was. Stunning bride, handsome groom, old Route Master bus from church to the Kensington Roof Gardens for a magnificent barbie and dancing through until the wee small hours.

Went to see the Lord of the Rings musical which was a stunning stage production but let down by weak, male acting. Borough Market jam packed busy but got our usual Cheshire cheeses. But the culinary piece de resistance was the Whole Food Market on Kensington High Street, magnificent foodie shopping.

Sounds nice

*makes a bow*

Very Sir Lord Santragenius V the Somnolent of Goosnargh on the Carpet has discovered his fate thusly: "The fruit machines are plotting against you"

I knew it!

'Become a fisher of tin cans to find strange rewards from mermaids.'

Lady C.'s:
You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy.

Marilyn's
Several false passports in time saves nine

Duchess Rosemary the Euphonious of Deep Throcking has been told 'your wounds are strangely shaped'. My normal alterego is a Most Serene Highness, and another is 'the Herbaceous' which I think is quite apt for me.

Teutcher, I'm sure some teachers'd kill for 'Ofsted in the Bucket'

In other news: I have a job . It's working for the local building society on the other side of town and starts tomorrow.

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Or for tomorrow read Monday-my brain hurts

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Congratulations, Rosemary. I hope your new job goes well.

*Tries not to look at the backlog*

Well, back from another 11-day LARPing insanity bonanza. Ow, my all of me!

Lots of stuff happened, including an alternate reality in which the characters had been at war for 10 years and stories coming to life... I introduced a new character: Sir Taurnìl Tàralom of the Unseelie Court, who was quickly nicknamed "Creepy Fetish Elf" because, well, I was playing him as being creepy and fetishy. I think I may have weirded out the monster crew a bit by making *very* appreciative noises whenever I was hit!

Umm, yeah... very tired and back at w*rk.

Good luck with the new job Rosemary! I start my new post on Monday too - we can compare notes afterwards on the important stuff like the tea making facilities.

I don't need to plug my name into an insta-royal title maker, as I am already The Sultana of Bling.

(Explanatory note: Dai's fondness for adding bits and bobs to his bike has earned him the soubriquet The Sultan of Bling, ergo I am his wizened old fruit.)