h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yea Rosemary and Beatrice for new jobs! Good luck with them.

Welcome back, Mr. D. Sounds like you had an interesting, fun time.

Emperor d'Elaphant the Unique of New Invention

Seems a title more appropriate for GL or Affy, no? And it's my second one, I had to discard the first. I didn't like "the Cannibalistic" . And I have to beware the alphabet soup and wounded bacon role.

This link is from the same site, but a little bit hidden. It's the "Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom". Don't click it if you don't want to know what might or might not happen in the latest Harry Potter book:
http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/harrypotterspoiler.php
I hope I don't ruin it for anyone when I mention that Dracoy Malfoy gets turned into a houseplant by accident in Diagon Alley.

"bacon roll".

, No no - Draco Malfoy feeds everyone in the school to a giant hamster by using the Fidelius Charm

Must let 14 know about that one!

for the new job and the new job!

with new jobs, Rosemary and Beatrice.

Did I mention I'm starting a new one at son's school on Tuesday? Nothing very glamorous or indeed for many hours, but...

[GDZ]

[MTG{KEA}]

This morning's cookie: Flee at once, all is discovered.

The scribe has sent me her notes. I will review them and launch a new thread in the morning, at approximately this time.

Oh, and the real truth of HP7 is that Severus Snape ends world hunger in a very sexy scene.

Blimey - I'm in a meeting this time tomorrow

or even more implausibly Remus Lupin gets pregnant by a zombie Albus Dumbledore with the help of a small zombie owl.

I'm not starting Monday, but the week after-the project's been delayed a week

And I'll be up to my elbows in somebody or other's molars this time tomorrow.

to all with new jobs next week.

It's this new full-time thing. Either it goes up before or after work, and the after would be more like 1 am London time. Sorry.

I've given up on ever getting a mug anyway. I never was much of a sprinter. I'm more your slow and steady type.

You type slowly and steadily?

[Bagpuss]

Yes, I'm built for comfort not speed.

I'll be here, hopefully I'll remember the race.

I shouldn't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks, or I will see your own death described.

Ack! Not *your* death, mine.