h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Countess Titania the Unusual of Piddletrenthide Under Booth

Trent? Hide? Ripley, come out from under the sofa

Venerable Lady Hypatia the Saturnine of Lardle Midhoop

No, I think Ripley's under the Booth.

The Most Honourable Sporky the Overdecorated of Waterless St Mildred

Baron Baldbloke the Extemporaneous of Biggleswade by Biscuit


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My real first name turned up the best result:

Viscountess Rebecca the Ineffable of Great Leering

Leering? How...appropriate.

And I found the best results with my real name, as well...

"Empress Jennifer the Kind of St Winifred by Winchelsea"

Now I just have to find where Winchelsea is... And rule it with an iron fist. (What did I do with that iron fist?)

Venerable Lord Bagpuss the Precocious of New Scagglethorpe. I've never even been to New Scagglethorpe.

If you put in the same name over and over you keep getting different ones.

My favorite so far was for Minerva . Her Most Noble Lady Minerva the Unctuous of Piddletrenthide on the Carpet.

I am:

Her Noble Excellency Solnushka the Potential of Snotting on Wold

And I am snotting too at the moment with a stupendous cold.

*slips her sandals off, picks Ripley up*

Argh!

Mindspring, come out into the garden with me and Ripley, won't you? I need to relax a bit, and what better company to relax with than a pair of sloths?

*exists*

Ready...

Steady...

Go!

Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Marilyn the Free of Frogging over Womble.

Now that's a mouthful!

These titles are utterly brilliant! I particularly liked Sporky's. And Bagpuss's.

I just tried out the fortune cookie link, and got this:

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

Sporky's begs the question why St. Mildred doesn't just carry a darn water bottle like everyone else, then?

*"Lady Madame Tartaronne the Infinite of Peevish St Victor" is announced.*

*She allmost trips over the two unaus going the opposite way.*

Hello.