h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is fun. So, when do you start fightin the heroes? I wanna see this fight.

[Bing Bong}

*The door is opened to reveal another man in a pizza-delivery uniform (matching Gorgolax's), carrying another stack of pizza boxes. He notices Gorgolax and smiles*

Looks like I got the right place, finally. I would have been here sooner but I got lost. I think I should have turned right at hangar 127 instead of left. Anyway, the pizzas are still hot because of these new ever-warm (tm) boxes from CLI.

* Puts down pizza boxes next to the now almost empty previous ones, and walks over to Gorgolax.*

*Corrupt, reading the previous forum postings, bursts out laughing so hard in real life that she can't hold it in and publicly humiliates herself in the Career Center at school. Aggghh. But that WAS funny...especially what you did to Kudos and poor Zeb's outbursts. Just had to mention that, even though I'm not technically in the hangar. *

'mmmm' Pizza Good.

[A six-foot-tall young woman and a slightly shorter, red-haired boy, both in pizza delivery costumes, enter with more pizza]

[Boy] [The voice of the Pimple-Faced Kid in "The Simpsons"] Pizza for STUMPED.

[Ancba] Thank you.

[Ancba takes out a scanner and makes a show of scanning the pizza.]

There are no known dangers in this pizza. [He walks over to the Krymla Leader] Look.

[He surreptitiously shows the result to Krymla: The display shows images of the girl and the Jedi YK next to each other. The vertical locations of head, all facial features, shoulders, knees, waist, and ankles are precisely the same for both]

I'm very suspicious about that Vogon and that Mr. Hyde character. Since when does CLI sell equipment to pizza delivery people? Especially to Vogons?

I've got a bad feeling about this. That Vogon reminds me of someone...

*Wolfs another slice of pizza and looks at the delivery people.*

Yes, something funny there.

*NYC takes more than his fair share of pizzas and retreats to a corner in a pile of his stuff*

anybody who gives me food is okay by me. I've never had any trouble with food... well... except for that time... and THAT time...

well, maybe as long as the vogon keeps speaking in prose, I'll be okay.

I don't quite recall ordering this many pizzas......



do you?

who cares? pizza is pizza, and I'm hungry.

true, true, what a bud?

{Bing Bong}

Here's the coleslaw and diet Coke we forgot to send with the pizza's.

Hey, Mare! Isn't this great? The only delivery job that's ever gotten me this close to a STUMPED operation. Maybe I can pick up a few pointers and get put on a construction fleet.

*Bing-Bong*
*The hangar door opens, and a wizend indian man steps through, carrying two steaming plastic bags, dripping with grease. He wears sandals with socks and a turban*

'Hello' he says 'here is the curry you ordered my friends. That will be two ninety-nine.'

*He hands over the bags, which threaten to ignite the atmosphere*

Pssst. Hey! It's Mae (as in West) not mare (as in horse).

observes the ever increasing numbers of delivery people from his vantage point and notices that even the curry delivery person is wearing the same uniform as the rest

Sorry, Mae. My hands slipped.



I need to get one of these for my house.

*Has been carefully watching the delivery people for a while*


Okay, I can understand all the pizza. I ordered "...as much as all of your delivery people could carry." But the curry? Something strange is going on. And that Vogon looks suspiciously familiar. In fact, there's something familiar about all of these delivery-people. Perhaps...


*Noticed the parts of the machines that the Vogon took the pictures of. Sees the counter, which is now down to an even 200. KL looks at the Vogon, and peers at it. He snatches the napkin, signs his name on it, and gives the napkin back. The Vogon looks at the napkin with a broad grin, and salutes KL. The Vogon leans uncomfortably close to the Vogon, and an evil smile spreads across his face*

Gorgolax, I don't suppose you could tell me what delivery company you're with, could you?

*Looks defeated for a moment. Brightens*

Curried pizza? Just like mother used to make, yar?

Yum yum. And my own brand of keema naan.

*Glares at Goriff*

My mother never fed me pizza, curried or otherwise. The closest thing I had to it was the occasional gyro. Other than that, we mainly ate seafood.

*KL pulls out his sword, slowly, and arms his snowzar*

So, I don't suppose any of you would mind explaining to me just why none of you are leaving? Do you want a tip?