h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

razor sharp wit? excuse me for a second...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaaaa!!!

*NYC returns to lucidity, wiping a tear from his eye*

anyway, I guess I must set up for a CHOPPERS attack, right? fine.

*NYC pulls out a vintage M60, just recently acquired from Masque's fine shopping establishment*

Looks like this is going to be fun !

Oh dear...

*takes the blaster* umm.. thanks. *Shifts nervously from one foot to another* Umm so when are we going to start fighting?.

~The Raven docks at Hangar Infinity. (If I can be in two forums at once, so can my spaceship). Red gets out, being trailed by a crate on a hover-dolly~

Greetings, brethren. I come bearing gifts. KL, I present you with a Snowzar. Completely legally attained from CLI, I may add. I'm keeping one for myself. There are thirteen total, so make sure everyone is following the rule of continuity when the take one from the crate.

(There are currently 11 in the crate)

*Picks up the snowzar*

Thank you, Red. This is a newer model than the snowzar I have.

*Motions the other villains to the crate*

Hurry up! Only eleven left! First come, first serve!

*Decides to toss one to BBW, seeing as he's sleeping and would want this newer model of weapon*

Now, what to do while we wait? Oh, I know. I'll order a pizza to celebrate with during our victory.

*Picks up a phone and calls the Hangar pizza parlor. He orders several pizzas, and hangs up*

They'll be here soon. It'll probably take 'em more than one trip, though. I ordered a lot.

[not sounding like he means it] Good.

*sea picks up a snowzar, (leaving 10 in the crate) twirls it around her finger (impressive considering the size of the weapon) and straps it to her hip*

[sea] this could come in handy...

*sea and evillene start stretching in anticipation of battle. evillene sharpens her bowie knife and sea digs in her pockets in search of who knows what*

Happy grabs a snowzar

'What dose it do ?'

'Dream, do you like my combat outfit ?'

[sea] it freezes things.

[evillene] he has a COMBAT OUTFIT?!?!?!?!

picks up one and sets it next to his chair then sits down again (rather uncomforatbly in his body armor)

There are now seven left (sea your count was wrong, KL had already given one to someone else).

'evilene if you read post 92 you will find details of my combat outfit'

I'd prefer not to know. when's the pizza coming?

don't know I ordered it before I came here

I don't know, do we have Tabasco sauce? I love Tabasco on Pizza.

heres some



throws it to Red

/very/ nice

*Looks over at the timer. It has slowly reached 210*

My, it's taking those heroes a long time to get here. It's taking the pizzas even longer.

Emar: Well, if I'm gonna survive the coming battle, I guess I'll need to arm myself...

<...Emar reaches in crate and retrieves one of the 7 remaining snowzars.>

Zeb: Hey, Emar, get one of those freeze guns for me, too.



Emar: Sorry, Zeb. I think you've had enough.

Zeb: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH, YOU...!!!