h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, after all, I did pay for them.

~Red picks up a second Snowzar, leaving either 5 or 4, depending on whether or not Zeb got one~

somebody say something abour Pizza ?

*Kudos silently grabs one of the snowzars and examines it carefully*

*to himself* Hmmm...this could be even more interesting of a weapon if I just...

*Kudos starts adjusting it silently in the dark with plans to make it even more interesting than the warped Binary Blaster that Krylma stole from him*

*Oh, all right, confiscated.*

*NYC picks up a snowzar, leaving about 3 or 2, and straps it to his back, which immediately makes him fall over sue to the weight of the two black duffle bags already strapped to his back*

umm, a little help?

[Ancba takes one of the remaining Snowzars, frowning]

[under breath, to Krymla] I have a bad feeling about this, Sir.

Anybody tested these thing yet ?

*Grabs the last snozar, figits with some buttons.. Blasts a perfectly innocent wall.* Umm... Oopps.. They work fine! Happy that's a lovely outfit. It suits you wonderfully I don't know maybe you should try metallic blue?. Just a thought. So when are we gonna see some action?

Yeah, how is the countdown doing ?

*Checks the timer*

Man, this is taking a long time. It's only down to 210.

*Examines the frozen wall*

Well, it may have lowered the temperature in here severely, but I doubt the heroes can get through the wall. I don't recommend freezing all of the walls, but I don't see anything wrong with this.

*Carefully counts all of the distributed snowzars*

10...11...12...hey, one's missing. I wonder,...*WHERE'S KUDOS??*

*KL twists his head around, using his special infra-red vision to peer into the shadows. Notices Kudos fiddling with the snowzar. KL calmly sighs, and walks into the shadows, where he roughly grips Kudos' neck*

Kudos, I don't think you really understand this: the heirarchy of STUMPED will not change for now, and I can think of no way you will move closer to the top with all of these plots to ruin other people's plans.

*Squeezes tighter. Kudos is turning a lovely shade of purple*

Also, I don't think it wise to mess around with cutting-edge technology snowzars. Only Afgncaap5 and Garius Lupus really know *everything* about them. For instance, an overload could possibly be hazardous to your health. And who knows what could cause an overload?

*Grins an evil grin, plugs the end of the snowzar with his perma-seal wax, and squeezes the trigger. Watches as the warning light begins blinking. Picks up Kudos and the snowzar, and throws them to the other side of the hangar. Right before the the alien and the weapon hit the ground, the snowzar explodes, encasing Kudos in an extremely thick layer of ice. KL walks over to it, and hits the ice, checking how strong it is*

Ooh, this could last a while. Or it could last only a few minutes. you can never really tell with a snowzar explosion.

*Motions to one of his securibots, he walks over*

Take Kudos to the medical bay of the Draco. Make sure the healing is extremely slow. Shoot him with your own primitive snowzars if need be. Just make sure that Kudos doesn't show until the heroes do. Right before Kudos regains conciousness, throw the ice cube into the middle of the fray.

*Watches as the robots carry the ice-cube-that-is-Kudos into the Draco. Grins, then begins chuckling*

That Kudos. What a character.

you would think those superheros would get here just a tad bit quicker

Who cares about the superheros - when are the pizas going to arrive ?

I think we should call and complain to the company

<Suddenly, the doors beep and admit in a very scrawny looking Vogon. The Vogon is carrying an extremely large armload of pizzas, which he lays on the ground. He then runs over to The Krylma Leader, with an exuberant expression on his face*

Hi! You probably don't know me very well. Let's just say that I'm a fan. I've been watching STUMPED's operation for a long time now, and I just have to say that it's one of the few ways I can even see myself managing to get a position on a Vogon Construction Fleet, like my dad, I just couldn't think of any way to introduce myself before this, I guess. In any event, I read that you wanted a pizza, and I'm a delivery-person, so I decided to get together with some of my friends who help with my deliveries, so that we could provide all the pizzas you need, since whoever you called is taking too long. Anyway, I've got lots of different styles of pizza, ranging from just cheese to pizza with every known topping on it, so I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Or at least you will be win my friends get here.



Excuse me, but I just want to say that I'm your biggest fan. I especially loved your work in "The Donuts Are Not Enough". I'm glad that you escaped at the end of that movie. Of course, if you didn't escape, you wouldn't be here now, would you? Anyway, could you sign an autograph for me? I . . . oh, dear, I seem to have forgotten my autograph book. Could you sign this napkin for me?

it's good

*sea giggles at the delivery guy, then helps the fallen NYC up*

Emar: For everyone's information, Zeb DIDN'T get a snowzar. And he was too overloaded by his other weapons to attack me physically for my own. So now he's just taken to hrling insults at me.



Zeb: ...YOU BLASTED (radio edit) FREAK-OF-A (radio edit....radio edit) CONFOUNDED (...really looooooooooooong radio edit) PUNK!!!

Emar: Anyway, when the fight starts, I, for one, am gonna duck; I don't think Zeb will have any idea which trigger he's pulling, let alone where the attatched weapon is pointed.

Zeb:...(radio edit...radio edit) SPANDEX (radio edit)!!!

*sea and evillene hit the deck*

Keep feeding him till he shuts up or falls a sleep

[sea] throw a blanket over his head!

[evillene] unless zeb is a parakeet... i don't think that will work.

[sea] oh. right.