h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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What happened to Moose? Just for a reference.

Nobody nose.

was that supposed to be a bad pun??? oh well.
by the way, i'm back. um... i guess we're going to thaw out red, right? i've gotten a bit lost in the backlog, so if someone would be so kind as to give me on order to follow, i'd be much obliged.

Moose is still sedated aboard the Raven's brig. I had the robotic surgeon pull his wisdom teeth just to be extra evil (That's why I've been off so long IRL, I'll be a well enough to make regular posts soon).

And us three clones are frozed by Snozars in the castle.

*Ah. Okay. Now, please continue*

you people are determined to make me read the mission to zork thread, aren't you. darnit. fine. i'll do it.

* A bran muffin drifts through the forum *

[We can't do anything since we're still frozen]

*Grey suddenly sits up in a cold dark cave. He looks around not remebering what happened since he brought Moose back to the cave. Looking around he realizes the troll is missing. Finding the lights he flips them on and spots the snowzar alarm he wired into every villains clothing has gone off. In an attempt to jump start the forum, Grey takes out some cables and attaches one end to a battery terminal the other end to a metal spike that just happens to be sticking out of the ground. The resulting electrical shock travels through the ground to the frozen villains and begins to thaw them. He then tries to locate the signals and sets of to try and help out however he can.*

[Y2K] I'm here!

[Y3K] Me, too!

[Y4K] Me Y4K!

[nice save, grey ]

[Y2K] Now what?

[Y3K] Well, we pick up this here cube, you see ...

[Y4K] And what do we do with it?



>Blorble cube
You are transported to a maze of twisty passages that all look different.



[Y2K] Oh, I get it. Now, I think I know how to get through this maze.

[Y2K leaves through the southeast passage and five minutes later comes in from the west]

[Y2K] Maybe we ought to find some other way to get through here?

*gives corrigible a sly look*
a wise sith lord once told me, "use the force..."

[Y2K smacks his forehead]

[Y2K] I knew you were going to get back at me for that SOMEhow. It was a feeling I had, an absolute certainty, [silly, naughty-sounding voice] a feeling in the Force!

*gives corrigible a sunny smile*

~remains frozen~

*Black & Lenore safely land near the castle and disguise Raven with a SEP field. Black takes the necessary equipment needed for tracking Red and packs in a few other possibly useful items as well. Then tells Lenore to wait for her as she goes and finds out what's going on, realizing only after leaving Raven that Lenore still is just a computer. She tries to contact Red once more but gets no response, so starts walking to the castle, keeping an eye on Red's signal. Hiding in bushes behind the castle she notices that the signal is coming pretty much from the center of the building. As the building is a castle, she comes to a conclusion that Red must be in some kind of a throne room, and starts looking for a way to get in without being noticed.*

[They are in a completely different room]

[Y2K] I think we're lost.

[Y3K] I think you're right.

[Y4K] I think the next direction is up.

[The clones and Sea go up and find themselves in a dam]