h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Excuse me, I don't mean to sound nagging, but that's what I'm intending on doing. You did point out that the first four letters spelled CIAO, but you forgot about the last three: MAN. Just thought I could give you more stuff to worry about. Bye!

... and that's how it all came about. (pause) WAKE UP!!!!

AAACCCKKK. Simulpost strikes again.

So would you like Head of Chiken or Head of Chicken?

'Nonnie

And can I be "Head of cabbage and giver of names to otherwise nameless characters"?

(i love laying down guilt so here we go) well I guess i don't need to be mentioned in the entry's reference section. After all I only suggested the guide entry, and I only contacted PETA and said it should be one of the picks on the main page, which it now is. And I only added the entire concept of sassy robots (well I don't wanna be remembered for the sassy robots). But fine go ahead and thank the others. No complaints here... (slow crying followed by a bang and sound of body falling to floor)

The staff section is where?

Um, let's see. The acronym for that would be ... hocagontonc? Is that right?

I don't get it.

Sounds like Pocahontas's second cousin.

Oh, and Siguy... I think you need to think of a job title before you get on the staff. Unless you want to be 'That guy who hangs around moaning about not having been given a job which he is well qualified for but didn't actually apply for'

Oh damn, that spells tgwhamanhbgajwhiwqfbdaaf. Well, I'm not in an acronymising mood.

but then I wouldn't get to moan about stupid stuff and make remarks about sassy robots. I actually don't care, and don't even get what the jobs are. Like "vice-president in charge of chickens and barbados casting agent"
wait I heard that one in a dream. Or was that real and this is the dream, aww crap here comes another Aneurysm.

HEY - WE'VE BEEN TAKEN OFF THE FRONT PAGE - WHAT'S GOING ON????

Oh, bother. What an outrage. Let's dial up PETA and complain. In all capital letters.

In the words of three of the 7 mel tormes in my dream "DAMN YOU IRONSIDE, you weren't supposed take bart, that wasn't part of our deal! It wasn't part!"
oh wait, I meant to say, jeesh why did PETA take it down, I talked PETA about putting it up a long time ago and then it only stays up for a week. Jeesh, sometimes this place is too big for its own good. Atleast we don't have to wait for ask H2G2 to load and I guess that is the important part.
But I wonder if anyone actually joined our group becuase of it, maybe we should start a conversation asking for people who have started reading to say hi and give their 2 cents.

Towards the bottom of the page, under the blue divider marked 'Staff' ...

'Nonnie

I'm not sure how it will all fit, but we'll give it a whirl.

'Nonnie

I believe I thanked you for all of that as well (off in some other thread somewhere maybe?), but..

Since you haven't offered your own preferences for a 'title' I suppose I shall have to borrow a page from HRM and appoint one. Would "General Co-ordinator" suit your fancy?

'Nonnie

lets all call our positions something incomprehensible like the title but not long. Like "truculent gammy influencers of fate" Truculent means cruel and savage, I just put it there cuz it sounds nice.

I do apologize, and will see to it immediately -- well.. kind of immediately.

'Nonnie

Just ducking in here to let you all know that revisions have been made. And Sig, you should be happy now.

'Nonnie

I think the front page mention did bring some new contributors - there's some new names posting to the stories now.