h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, it wandered off. Said something about a road.

Hmm, I am afraid of something I did. I told a friend of mine about this online story and he may join H2G2. Now you may think, "oh how nice, a new writer" Well don't be so damned cocky. If you think I am random and screwy, then you've never met him. And a lot of what he says is just regurgitated slop. I pray for our souls.

That's just typical real/virtual fear. You have a real life as (insert your name here) and a virtual life as (insert virtual name here). You have friends in both worlds, but fear that you would lose friends in one world if those from another world joined you in both. I have that fear occasionally. Believe me, unless this friend actually joins, you have nothing to worry about.

For instance, Garius didn't come to h2g2 until I mentioned it to him. I'll admit that I didn't know him in real life, but it's the same situation. I wasn't really afraid of it, but it worked out fine.

Hmm, double personas huh? Let me check if I have one of those "online" personalities and a "real world" one.

<SCANNING.....456 personalities scanned and no "real" or "online" personalities have been found.
I just don't see any.
Well you're not looking hard enough.
Hey! I thought I said you weren't welcome in my head!
It's a free country man.
Now that doesn't even make sense, does it craig?
What, no I don't think it does, whaddya think fred?
Well I just can't be sure.
God damn't, is Iriving typing our conversations again?
The world has a right to know.
Oh shutup you, I outta.
Hey! Put that away!
(BANG)
Oh my god! you killed Irving! YOU BASTARD!!

If anyone asks any of you researchers out there then this conversation between me, herb, irving, fred, and that pink poodle never took place. And you didn't see anything, OR ELSE!

Okay Garius Clevercoggus, or whatever thine name is.
Here's another one:
Which well known English phrase is this:
143S009874635A2476256F0247865T02765Y28576
Ha!
Let's see if you get this one then.
There is actually an answer, I'm not just being annoying.

If I had the patience to work it out, I'd probably do something like looking at corresponding letters of the alphabet, except you have alphabetical letters there. Then, I might look at words that had that number of letters in them. Those seemingly random letters might cause a problem there too, though. I'll get back to it.

BTW, why are you threatening *ME* about that conversation? *I'M* the Arch-Supervillain! Maybe that conversation happened, maybe it didn't.

Okay, here's a riddle for you, but Garius? You probably know this one by heart, so I know that you know. You do right? Anyway:

My tines be long
My tines be short
My tines end 'ere
My first report.

Any guesses what it is? I'm still working on that list of numbers, though.

You people are a little weird. Atleast I understood the lighter than my wallet thing. But who am I to complain about things being hard to understand. I myself wrote an odd conversation between me, some multiple personalities, and 1 of the 2 Jewish Leprechauns in existence. One is named Herb, the other, Irving.

Hey tell me what you think of this idea:
I think it would be good to get more people involved in this place, get it really moving with new influences. I have a feeling that it won't be long until we all kinda expect things that will happen from the current writers.
If you pay attention to who makes the reply then you discover things like, Siguy loves writing about Sassy Robots, Anonymouse gets things done like posting new conversations, and yadda yadda yadda.
So I figured I would use my attention grabbing posts in ask H2G2 to get attention.

In fact I recently got PETA to reply to a question about whether Adams was writing more books in a conversation marked "Settle my bet...Nudity is involved"

So if you think that I should make atleast one conversation posting in ask H2G2 with a link here and a catchy title like: "sex, celebrity, nudity, beer, and cornchips" then tell me so.
Boy I wrote a lot, huh, umm just say what you think.

I think.

That's basically it. I just think, ok? I don't actually have an opinion about that..

But, boy, will there be much to read when I come home from vacation..... especially if we get lots of new "story"-memebers...

I get things done? Hmm... *twitches whiskers* I might like that.

well that last post creeped me out a little. *tries to twitch whiskers before realizing doesn't have whiskers and is in fact starting to give himself a headache*

And I remain a non-entity in this whole thing. Ah, well, guess I just have to add another ridiculous extension to my name.

Well, it wouldn't hurt to get more people on h2g2 to come here. We could also write an article in the post, for those who don't regularly go to ask h2g2.

But that's just the opinion of a non-entity.

Quiet You!
I don't take opinions from creepy holistic detectives, now back in your cage!
(EVIL LAUGHING FOR ABOUT 23 minutes)

How about a non-creepy holistic detective?

Hmmm, I don't really want to change my name but your long name (along with aPerson's) is making me think about putting up my website URL in my name. I don't make money off the site but I just love it when people visit and sign my guestbook.

Afy, how can you be a non-entity when you're the CIAOMAN, hmm?

'Nonnie

Well, I had no luck with the number/letter string thing during the 2 minutes that I devoted to it. As that's all the time I can afford, I give up.

Yes, Afgncaap5, I remember that riddle. Unfortunately, I forgot the answer, but I think I figured it out again. Anyone else want a try?

*Ponders 'Nonnie's logic, realizes he isn't a non-entity, decides to shortten his name again*

Well, Garius, even if you don't remember the answer, you probably know where to look it up.

STOP HITTING ME!!

Pardon?