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Post 81

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

You know, I don't expect much, if they would just call me sir, suck up to me and pretend to respect me and perhaps even fear me, then I would be completely happy, but they don't listen to me, noooo, of course not, who could possibly show me the sligthest ounce respect- I'm "Rimmer"!
*looks around*
And now I'm talking to myself, great!
*walks down the corridor, muttering*


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Post 82

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*follows, protesting that he respects Rimmsie. sort of at least*


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Post 83

[...]

*carries, in a rather interesting bit of irony, the Existential Elevator to an X-press lift and moves down a few levels*


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Post 84

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*walks in, confused and insecure*
What the smeg is going on here?


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Post 85

Existential Elevator


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Post 86

Ace Rimmer [pretending]


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