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[...] Posted Jun 9, 2003
<Good thing you're so cold otherwise the heat seeking bazookoid bolts in the cargo bay would have got you by now!*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 9, 2003
Again<?>
jeeez! Do these things ever give it a rest<?>
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 9, 2003
WE had two last time.
TWO!!!!!!
*sigh*
overriden with the damn things. Are you one<?>
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[...] Posted Sep 28, 2003
*grooves out of lift with crate on trolley*
Jump back, jump yeah, wah, eee, ooh, yeah...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 28, 2003
*walks up to cat with a broom in his hand*
Where did you get that? You've been in the supplies haven't you?
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[...] Posted Sep 28, 2003
This is the luckest find I've found in the whole of today!
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Sep 28, 2003
And he's nicked some ofmy most powerful ammunitions.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 28, 2003
Haven't you got the slightest respect for my authority?
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[...] Posted Sep 28, 2003
Listen bud, I got more respect for polyester trouser with a four-way crease and elastic suspenders!
*pushes trolley through Rimmer and keeps moving*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 28, 2003
Yes, I am the superior officer on this ship, and therefor you should respect me!
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