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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 12, 2003
*hands over blaster and legs it*
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 12, 2003
I really hope this thing doesn't turn out to be a ambassador from a highly intelligent technologically advanced race... Oh well *shrug*
*BOOOOMMMM*
Crispy fried green wibbly thing all round then.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 12, 2003
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 13, 2003
*picks up crispy green ness and sniffs it*
It smells like Jelly...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 13, 2003
That's odd. I was thinking more crispy fried seaweed. Maybe it's crispy fried seaweed flavour jelly?
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[...] Posted May 16, 2003
*runs from Hangar and hides behind column while crew thinks i'm on the way to Bridge...*
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
I'm not entirely stupid.
*zaps HPB with time wand, freezing him*
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[...] Posted May 16, 2003
*luckily flibble isn't frozen and makes the time wand float toward him...
Rim's unfrozen and we now have the time wand!!*
*Runs back to Hangar*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 16, 2003
*runs in, pulls pin, flips the lever and throws*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 16, 2003
It dosen't matter where you are, it finds all holographic and robotic things within 20m. It only stuns mechanoids, it kills holograms. And it zaps them. *to prove point the grenade explodes, sending a zap at EE and at HPB. The hologram disintergrates*
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[...] Posted May 16, 2003
*runs in from bridge with really irritating plan*
*uses time wand and turns Thamian into what he was when he joined!!!!*
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- 21: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 12, 2003)
- 22: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 12, 2003)
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- 24: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 12, 2003)
- 25: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 13, 2003)
- 26: Existential Elevator (May 13, 2003)
- 27: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 13, 2003)
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