A Conversation for Red Dwarf

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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*hands over blaster and legs it*


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Post 22

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I really hope this thing doesn't turn out to be a ambassador from a highly intelligent technologically advanced race... Oh well *shrug*

*BOOOOMMMM*

Crispy fried green wibbly thing all round then.

smiley - ale


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

*shrug* more fun this way. Plus free crunchy stuff.

smiley - ale


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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*picks up crispy green ness and sniffs it*

It smells like Jelly...


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Existential Elevator

Does it taste like Jelly<?> smiley - erm


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Post 27

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

That's odd. I was thinking more crispy fried seaweed. Maybe it's crispy fried seaweed flavour jelly?

smiley - ale


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*runs from Hangar and hides behind column while crew thinks i'm on the way to Bridge...*


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Post 29

Existential Elevator

I'm not entirely stupid.

*zaps HPB with time wand, freezing him*


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Oh yes I love the fairness of this!


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Post 31

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*luckily flibble isn't frozen and makes the time wand float toward him...

Rim's unfrozen and we now have the time wand!!*

*Runs back to Hangar*


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Post 32

Existential Elevator

Dirty rotten cheat!


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Post 33

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*runs in, pulls pin, flips the lever and throws*


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Post 36

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

It dosen't matter where you are, it finds all holographic and robotic things within 20m. It only stuns mechanoids, it kills holograms. And it zaps them. *to prove point the grenade explodes, sending a zap at EE and at HPB. The hologram disintergrates*


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Post 37

Existential Elevator

smiley - nahnah


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Well i'm on the Bridge!


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*runs in from bridge with really irritating plan*

*uses time wand and turns Thamian into what he was when he joined!!!!*


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