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Post 41

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

You can't muddle about with death!


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smeg!

*RUNS OFF TO rIMMER'S QUARTERS AFTER FAILING TO BRING BACK BLOODY STUPID THAMIAN*


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Post 43

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*walks of to the side*


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Post 45

Existential Elevator

Where the smeg are you<?>


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Post 47

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Bugger this for a game of soliders, I'm getting a smiley - ale Come near me with that thing and there'll be trouble.

smiley - ale


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Post 48

Existential Elevator

Don't blame ya mate smiley - winkeye


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Post 49

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

All this bloody silly running about wastes drinking time.

*opens ale and glares around*

smiley - ale


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Post 50

Existential Elevator

Just a moment of madness...you get used to it...Dinosoars, crazy holograms, killer chickens...

oh well

smiley - cheers


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Post 51

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Green wibbly things...

smiley - ale


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Post 52

Existential Elevator

Yeah, them too...

there were so many that, on the old ship, the monsters had their own union smiley - yikessmiley - laugh

smiley - ale


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Post 53

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

*Bob arrives just in time to see a basketball disappear into the Tandoori House*

*Deploys mini-bazookoid and set to heat seek*


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Post 54

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

*Back in the corridor Bob spots the Polymorph (now back in basketball form) heading for the Cargo Bay*


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Post 56

Existential Elevator

*wonders casually in*

Miss me<?>


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Post 58

Existential Elevator

Pah!

Over my melted down iron corpse!

smiley - tongueout

smiley - hug


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Post 60

Existential Elevator

aw....I'm only kidding.... I love you really smiley - hug


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