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The Main Hangar.
[...] Posted May 2, 2003
I'm going to get skutter here to attach it to the drive plates just outside Smeghead's quarters so when he looks for it I can laugh at it being RIGHT under his stupid flared nose...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 2, 2003
his stupid flared nose...
like yours you mean 
ok scutter it's all yours!
*loads unit onto scutter, thinking that however this turns out it is gonna be a laugh*
Skutter 6's Mission
[...] Posted May 2, 2003
*skutter moves off out of skutter shaped hanger door and moves round ship and places HPU on solar panels...*
*returns*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 6, 2003
Smilo? What are you looking for? And where is the *looks around* proj. unit?
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Privateer Posted May 6, 2003
Eeh,.. Exsqueeze mee, but.. see, i´ve been walking about looking for the ..eeh .A-deck?.. U see ,i was told that.. eeh,cabin?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 8, 2003
Right then *rubs hands together* where we gonna start a new quiz then?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 8, 2003
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Ummm.....Is there any kind of emergency here<?>
Anyone<?>
Pah! Prank callers! I don't know why they let him use the comms!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 16, 2003
*in the distance, a faint banging sound can be heard echoing through the metallic grey corridors... accompanied by the sounds of guzzling and "smeg"*
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