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Post 61

[...]


Ah, Colonel!
Mr. Rimmer has took the Midget and gone asteroid spotting and won't be back until Wednesday leaving Miss Elavator in charge followed by miss listerette...


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Post 62

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

smiley - cool


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Post 63

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Oh, and why did you go into that sort of nervous break down earlier?


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Post 64

[...]


*Arrives from Bridge and heads across to Starbug*


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Post 65

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*follows*


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Post 66

[...]


*waits for Miss Listerette on the cargo deck..*


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Post 67

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*walks onto cargo deck*
Alright Krytie? Sorry I took so long, was finishing my sugar puff sandwich.

*brushes puffs from shoulder*


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Post 68

[...]


*Shouts from Bug* Ma'am! The cargo deck is inside the bug!


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Post 69

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Replies "oh yeah..."

*goes to bug*


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Post 70

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*gets lost*

Um... where's the bug?


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Post 71

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Right in front of you Ma'am! (A1019053)


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Post 72

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

oh, THAT bug.

*walks in*


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Post 73

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*a whoosing sounds is heard as the hangar doors open, the blue midget sweeps in and makes a perfect landing apart from that the perfect landing took place on a skutter*
*the airlock opens and out comes Arnold Judas Rimmer, the one and only, back from his astro-navigation exam on Io*
Hi all!


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Post 74

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Hello sir. *salutes* We've decided to go on a trip on the bug to the nearest planet.


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Post 75

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Ahh right, when do you leave?


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Post 76

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

When someone is here who knows how to fly the bug, sir.


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Post 77

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I can fly her...
But I'm a bit tired at the mo


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Post 78

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Ok, I'm cool with that sir.


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Post 79

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

so... why are we leaving again?


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Post 80

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

To get in contact with civilisation sir. If you can call Gefarenon civilised....


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