h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Y'know if you are onboard BM you should really start a new convo on the BM.
Anyhoo.
*points a bazookoid at insane colonel*

*inside blue midget, insane colonel is lying on floor* Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh! *insane colonel passes out and drops into deep coma*

Sir, may I take him out please. *the sane colonel says as he walks in door* I came down from the bridge because I was getting lonely. When I split from HIM, I stole his combat suit. *points huge laser cannon at blue midget*

Lonely? In The Bridge? With Everyone Else?

Yeah, but no one was talking to me, Sir.

*In BM, insane colonel yells at AJ Rimmer* off you ER!

That's MA'AM!

Oh, take him out Colonel.

That's MA'AM!

Oh, take him out Colonel.

With pleasure, Ma'am. *Sane colonel fires, skewering insane colonel through the head with the laser beam. The insane colonel slumps to the deck and looks as if he is going to swear one last time.... But he is stopped by another beam slicing him down the middle* Finally. The is dead. Thank the heavens!

Nice job.

Anyone for a curry?

Got a chiken Malaysia?

For you, of course

come 2 my quarters - lets have a party.

Ok. *colonel follows Listerette out of hanger in the direction of her quarters*

I'm waiting.

*looks suspiciously at corpse...*

...siht tuoba gnileef egnarts a tog ev'I

*slings corpse over shoulder and heads for waste disposal... throws The Continuity Breaker down chute... stops. Looks over shoulder at Blue Midget. Thinks*

???ereh kcab teg tegdiM eht did woH

Scutter brought it back. And Miss Listerette has had to go offline, so the drinking contest will happen in the morning. That alright with you Krytie?

?kcab ti gnirb rettukS did woH

He is a machine. See bottom of first page will you Krytie. Seeya!