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The Main Hangar.

Post 101

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Post 102

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*Runs in with space bike and attaches nitro on it's sides*

*climbs on and opens 'hangar doors'*

*sends Comm. to Bridge*


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Post 103

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

Kryten get back up here and we'll think of something.

The hangar Doors are locked closed from the Bridge. You're not going anywhere


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Post 104

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Holly.. open cargo bay doors.. Kryten 001..


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Post 105

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*flies out into space...*


Space

Post 106

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*flies out in between the two ships... And hits an asteroid in between*

*boom*


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Post 107

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

Cancel that last order Holly Lister0001


Space

Post 108

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*Flames slighty hit ships..*

*And mechanoid parts fade away*

*Small hard-light bee floats slowly away*


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Post 109

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG

SMEG! SMEG! SMEG!


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Post 110

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*Be floats toward Gafarenon after completely missing ships and doing NO damage*


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Post 111

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*gets caught in planet's orbirt*


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Post 112

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*flies out of Bug and heads straight for BHPU*


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Post 113

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*enters Security code for Starbug: A1019053*


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Post 114

Smilodon

I was told to come here


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Post 115

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

come, get on Starbug and go here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F120682?thread=265890&latest=1


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Post 116

Smilodon

*goes


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Post 117

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

*arrives from smilodons quarters*

smiley - winkeye Come on then this is getting heavy...


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Post 118

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*enters from quarters (smilo's) with a skutter*

Right.. this is Skutter 6..

Granted he's got a strut missing and he's squeaks insteads of beeps but thats just like any other midget in a wheelchair..


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Post 119

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*please give the unit to Skutter 6*

SKUT 6: *Eek!*


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Post 120

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

will i regret this?

what are you going to do with it? tell me or i will throw it out of the airlock,

now you cant say that isnt a polite request smiley - winkeye


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