A Conversation for Red Dwarf

The main hangar.

Post 41

[...]

*walks off to MediBay*


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Post 42

[...]

*arrives from crew corridors and waxes floor... hoovers inside midget and bug.. ah starbug 1: the creator of my pilots' licence!
unblocks clog in disposal chute and heads for M.Bay...


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Post 43

[...]

*arrives from bridge & climbs up into Midget... A1019936


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Post 44

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*runs in from bridge, enters code A1019936 into BM and launches*


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Post 45

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*BM flies in and lands. a very loud pop is heard as air streams into the hard vacum inside BM, after hatch is opened.


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Post 46

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Yes good work colonel, we'll have to ask Kryten to clean it up a bit though.
*Rimmer-salute*


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Post 47

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*snaps off reply salute, and smegs off to barrack to get some sleep*


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Post 48

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*wanders in*

Hmm.... (again)

DEJA VU?


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Post 49

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*wanders in*

Kryten? You around?


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Post 50

[...]

*stomps in & pulls out wax mop...*


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Post 51

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Hey man, everyone's been worried about you. Where did you go?


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Post 52

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

over Vidscreen*
RIMMER? I need to talk to you! NOW! COME TO MY QUARTERS IT IS URGENT!


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Post 53

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*over vid.screen*
SHUT UP! I'm there already!


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Post 54

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*over screen*

Sorry.... *mumble*

Kryten? Would you like to come to my quarters please?


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Post 55

[...]

*stomps to listerette's room*


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Post 56

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*sighs*

*follows him*


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Post 57

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*walks up to console*
POWER/MIDGET-1
ENTER SECURITY CODE: A1019936
STANDBY...
CODE ACCEPTED/MIDGET-1 READY FOR LAUNCH
*powers down console and enters midget 1*
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be wednesday.


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Post 58

[...]


*Waves off midget as it flies through hanger doors*

Good bye Mr. Smmmmmmmeeeeee Heeeeeee..!


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Post 59

[...]


*Thinks: I didn't finish the Midget's polish job*


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Post 60

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Hey, Krytie. Why and where is Rimmsie going?


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