The h2g2 Virtual Bank

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The h2g2 Virtual Bank Accounts
Account NumberResearcher NameTop 10Current DNA BalanceDate ActivatedSMC1
1Whisky 7 8021.06.2002*
2Go-Go Girl = 1 14021.06.2002  
3Crocodilka   6021.06.2002AFH2
4Stooby Mole = 6 10514.10.2002 (R/O)3  
6Tonto = 3 3023.06.2002 
8Avenging Washcloth 3223.06.2002AFH4
9BrownFurby = 6 6023.06.2002  
11Abi 5524.06.2002  
12MyNameIsClare = 3 5024.06.2002 *
13Catwoman 2 13724.06.2002AFH5
15Smilodon Prefect 11526.06.2002  
17Santragenius V 5 18027.06.2002  
18LuckyStar = 1 13528.06.2002 
20AneRikke 9 11004.07.2002 ***
21 Captain A.J. Rimmer 10 9007.10.2002 (R/O)6  
23Cardinal Noah 11025.07.2002 ****
26Fred Smith 2029.07.2002 **
27Miztres = 6 1004.08.2002 
29Master B = 9 8017.08.2002  
32kevo 8020.08.2002**
33VIP 5520.08.2002 
35HollePolle 7527.08.2002  
36Lucrecia 12527.08.2002 *****
39Skenvoy 6003.09.2002 
41Interesting Theory  112 06.09.2002 *****
43Terran  110 06.09.2002 *
44Wiz Wiz  80 10.09.2002 ***
45Tubaman  100 25.09.2002  
46Egon  65 01.10.2002  
47Dancer  85 07.10.2002 **
48Lurcher  50 08.10.2002  
49Anthea  100 14.10.2002 ***
50The one from Karhide   120 19.10.2002 **
51lizza   100 19.10.2002 **
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The h2g2 Virtual Bank deals in the currency called DNA, when you open an Account you will automatically be given 100 DNA's. You may use this money to place bets at the Smiley Racing Page.

The column entitled 'Top 10' indicates a players current standing in the Top 10 Smiley Race Players on the Smiley Statistics Page. 1 = top - 10 = bottom, no number means you haven't made the Top 10.

If your Account balance remains on zero after the last race you bet on then it will be closed, you will NOT be able to open a new account for at least two races. After that time, you may open another account in the normal way.

If your account is closed, and you have a Racing Smiley from the Stables, then it will be removed from your care, and placed back into the Stable as ownerless. You may if you decide to join again, ask for a new Racing Smiley, if one is available.

An asterix will be placed beside your account in the SMC for each race you do not place a bet. If the total reaches five in five succesive weeks I will write to you and ask you if you want to continue with your account, if no reply is forth coming then your account will be closed. If you make a bet with one or two asterix's beside your account, the asterix count is defaulted to zero.

To be removed from Smiley Racing, just drop me a message in this pages conversations.

If your Account gains DNA's, you may be placed on the Millionaires List, a top ten of the biggest earners in the bank.

Good Luck.


The Millionaire's List

The 10 biggest money makers

Only those with over 100 DNA's count

PositionResearcher NameMost DNA's Earned
1Girl a Go-Go210
=2LuckyStar 180
=2Santragenius V180
=4Stooby Mole150
=4FABT150
=4Catwoman150
7LuckyStar140
8Binary667138
9AneRikke130
10Lucrecia125


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