Smiley Racing - Cheering Society
Created | Updated Oct 13, 2002
Welcome to the Smiley Racing - Cheering Society
Here you will find words of wisdom spouted by Smiley Race players as they urge the racing smiley of their choice to become leader of the pack.
Me hopes you will enjoy all the fun and encouragement you find here, as the author's deserve some credit for their hard work.
If you have your own favourite Cheering Moment from a smiley race, let me know in a conversation below, and it will (hopefully) be added to the list on this page.
Thank you again for making Smiley Racing so special...
Greebo T. Cat
The Cheering Society Lounge Area
Why not join other race enthusiasts in the newly opened lounge area, chat about your favourite races, or the best Smiley on the block, or maybe something else equally interesting... Open to all, the Cheering Society Lounge is waiting for YOU!!!
The Songs
*Sung to the tune of 'The House of the Rising Sun'*
There was track, thats run by Greebs,
They called Race 12, it began
It could be the ruin of any poor boy,
Noddy, is the one I mean...
Now Noddy had taken, an early lead,
But it seems that it was just, a quick start
Cos the one thats causing, him misery,
is the one they call Baaarney.
Come on you lazy smiley,
Are you going to leave it there,
Let them all run past, and fail miserably
On the track thats run by Greebs.
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum diddle dum dum dum dum,
dum dum dum dum dum dum.
*And so on...*
Terran in race 12
*To the tune of Little by Little by Dusty Springfield....
sung crying into the checkered flag*
Little by Little by Little by Little by Little
I'm losing all my pride
I'm really getting down
My Rover at the end of the race
And there seems no way out!
Little by Little by Little by Little by Little
Little by Little, Bit by Bit
Come on Rover, it's time to git!
Little by Little, Bit by Bit
I can't stop cheering
Cause my love won't quit!
Little by Little by Little by Little by Little
Miztres in Race 12
*Sung to tune of 'I'm a Believer'*
I thought speed was only true in fairy tales
Meant for other smileys but not for Jack 
Sue was out to get him
That's the way it seemed
Being too slow haunted all his dreams
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Jack couldn't lose if he tried
I thought speed was more or less a given thing
Seems the more he tried the less he got
What's the use in tryin'
All you get is pain
When he needed sunshine he got rain
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Jack couldn't lose if he tried
Ah, Sue was out to get him
Now that's the way it seemed
Being too slow haunted all my dreams
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Jack couldn't lose if he tried
Yes, Then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All sing it with me *gets others to join in*
I, believe (I'm a believer)
I, believe
People in the back
I, believe (I'm a believer)
I, believe
But then he sped, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
He will win, I'm a believer
Said I'm a believer, yeah (I'm a believer)
Said I'm a believer, yeah (I'm a believer)
(That's I'm a believer from Shrek, not the original version)
Skenvoy in Race 12
* Sung to the verse and chorus of 'Chariots of fire'*
Oh Rover you winner,
You've proved yourself true.
Now run for your dinner,
It's waiting for you.
The style as you race,
Past friend and foe.
Is full of the grace,
That only you know.
That only you know.
Miztres in Race 12
!WARNING! Country and Western Music ahead !WARNING!
*the plaintive twang of a steel guitar*
Now I want y'all to singalong, in the style of good ole' Tammy Wynette 
,
so let's hear that voice crack with emotion, dy'hear?
(to the tune of Stand By Your Man)
'Sometimes it's hard to race.....a Smiley
Even though our Greebo is so good.
You'll have fast times
They'll have slow times
Cos they just aren't quite...in the mood
(Chorus)
I'm Stan the Man!
No-one can ever beat me
Or even dare complete me
With arms and legs, and so on
I'm Stan the Man!
And if I win this racing
Some DNAs I'm gonna gaaaaaaa-iiiiiin!!
I'm Stan....the-e...ma-a-an.
Thangyouverymuch.
G'night.
LuckyStar in Race 11
The Poems and Chants
Oh Smoochy Sue! | Oh Jack the Lad | This Lad called Jack |
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