h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

xclent idea! There's been some really good encouragers over the last few games. Luckystar definately has an advantage picking smileys by names that are easy to rhyme. Of course, this song is the best so far, but there's been a few gems that I personally think should be here, see what you think:

Who d'you think I thought I saw?
Smiley-horse Slack Jaw McGraw
Fastest thing on hoof or paw
He's a racer without flaw!!!!

Luckystar. I can flirt in French, me. Race 7



Come on Bill - no time to think!
Look at all this lovely drink...
Your fans have come to help you sink
the booze - we've got Professor Frink
and Ray Davies - the former Kink
And Anne Robinson with her special wink


s off to find more celebreties

Luckystar. I can flirt in French, me. Race 8


Yucky Pete! Now here's my terms!
I've got a bucket of juicy worms.
Win this race - then watch them squirm
Those other smilies are a bunch of germs!!!


*runs to finish line with red plastic bucket full of wriggly squiggly worms*

Luckystar. I can flirt in French, me. Race 9



Hop an a skip is all it takes,
ACE must win this for all our sakes,
when the time is right he wont act funny,
and ACE will earn me lots of Money (or DNA's)


Terran Race 9


Come on Bert! Come on Bert!
I bet my shirt that you're a cert!
Don't touch the dirt - your hooves will hurt
Don't stop to flirt with Greebo or Kurt......

Luckystar. I can flirt in French, me. Race 6


This is not an exhaustive list...I didn't get as far as I would have liked.

Thanks Miztres... these are all great... ~grin~... though it looks like its going to be a page dominated by Luckystar...

Greebs..xx