Posted: 20^th May 2004

Vacation, vacation, vacation!

Have we actually picked a good time to take a break? Judging by the weather here the past few days it certainly looks like it. So, we have just about cleared our intray, hung the teabags out to dry and Greebo, who is feeling better now you'll be pleased to know, has personally hoovered up all the donut crumbs. I am off to drink English beer from a pump not a tap or bottle and assist my daughter with her baby due this Sunday.

We are definitely not leaving you empty handed, however. This week sees the welcome return of not one but two favourites. DZ has finally graduated and tells us all about it in 'In Other Words' and quizzical has successfully moved home and is 'Running With Scissors' again. This edition also reveals all the gossip from the Towel Meet and excels with two renditions of Eurovision 2004. With 30 articles we are confident that all tastes are catered for.

Finally, can I remind you all of the importance of using the correct subject line on emails containing articles or links to articles. Unless you use 'Article Submission' there is no guarantee that they will be seen by our staff. This is especially important for the next edition. If, for any reason, my return is delayed then Greebo will be in charge - but she won't see your treasured writing if it has the wrong subject on the email.

ShazzPRME

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  Haiku Corner
  


Industrial Strength Haiku Part 3

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  Haiku Corner
  


'Who brought this rain?' by roying

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'Towel Day' by Dr Anthea

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  The h2g2 Poem
  


'They Don't Shine' by roying

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  Errors of Comedy
  


Chapter 27: Interrogation

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  Cat-egories
  


Lampoon

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  Platypus Dancing
  


Meanwhile, back at the Heavenly internet cafe

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  Inanimate
  


Costumes

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  24 Lies a Second
  


Awix surveys the toppled towers of Ilium

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  Escape Pod Dreams
  


The 'Athletic Culture and its Discontents' Issue

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  Mancunian Blues
  


Oxford Road's King of Music

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  The CAC Continuum
  


The Two Steps Up and Burn the Ladder Behind You Issue

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  Meet Mr Inquisitor [Redux]
  


Psycorp603 meets Egon

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  Small Screen Surfin'
  


HPB on 'Celebrities Disfigured'

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  Running With Scissors
  


Weddings and Other Disasters

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  The h2g2 Post Recipe
  


Sticky Chicken Wings

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  In Other Words
  


Graduation!

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  Did I Leave The Iron On?
  


Sport, sport, bears and hummingbirds!

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  The Post Word Play
  


Make a word and earn some points

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  QED
  


Keeping the Status Quo

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  Murder on The Dance Floor
  


Anything and Everything

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  Idiot Box
  


Song and dance from Awix

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  Neighbourhood
  


Pinniped in fine form

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  Smudger Snippets
  


The Regency

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  Towel Day 2004 - Log
  


Did Edinburgh survive?

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  Eurovision Song Contest 2004 LIVE!
  


Master B reveals all

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  There Are Too Many Thickos In Football
  


A letter from Trout

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  Time Out in Africa
  


Jo'burg, Pretoria, KwaNdebele and Durban

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  Kalachakra 2004 - A Personal View
  


John-the-gardener and His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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  Letter to the Editor
  


Inaccuracy in the press

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Meets, sites, events etc

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