Towel Day 2004 - Log

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The following events took place in various Edinburgh pubs on 15 May 2004

  • 1257 - fords, EV and Jamie arrive to find Wowbadger has bagged comfy seats.
  • 1301 - First use of 'ho yus!'
  • 1308 - Wildman arrives
  • 1310 - First mention of badgers, and it certainly wasn't the last
  • 1312 - Jamie to write to Simon Pegg to ask for a badger reference in the new series of Spaced
  • 1315 - 'I need TB for my badger'
  • 1327 - DD and FC text EV to apologise for forgetting to come. Kill the heretics!
  • 1338 - The What Time Will DD and FC Turn Up? Game commences. Estimated times range from 4.30 to a no show
  • 1344 - Eggy arrives, complete with hangover. Has a hair of the badger as prescribed by EV
  • 1349 - Eurovision drinking contest suggested, with researchers drinking a drink native to each country
  • 1349 - fords is offended at Jamie's mention of B*****m. 'Flems' (phlegms) suggested by Wowbadger
  • 1350 - The Wurzels go X-rated
  • 1408 - Jamie stated the obvious1
  • 1410 - fords finds Crazyhorse wandering around looking lost
  • 1432 - Mort and Zagreb arrive
  • 1437 - Eggy: 'A badger is like a raccoon but hard as f**k'
  • 1441 - Eggy and fords play Communist Pigdog Origami Boulder
  • 1445 - Crazyhorse asks fords where her name comes from. A gasp erupts from assembled Hootooers
  • 1456 - Happy noodle boy shall torture your groin!2
  • 1500 - Mort and Wildman discuss subbing again. This moves on to a discussion with Wowbadger about English bitter and Wildman setting fire to a pint in Linlithgow3
  • 1520 - Mort lets the team down by ordering a glass of water
  • 1534 - Mort is sickened by fords and EV's snogging
  • 1535 - EV takes Mort from behind
  • 1545 - Wildman suffers from nausea from excessive 'patty fingers' between EV and fords
  • 1547 - Zagreb gets a mention
  • 1555 - Discussion on metrication is interrupted by Wowbadger and Wildman obsessing over threepenny bits
  • 1611 - Resemblance between Wildman and portrait of Alexander Graham Bell remarked upon. Jamie and Wildman - separated at birth?
  • 1616 - Jamie asks silly question (first time today): 'So EV, when's the big day?'
  • 1618 - Wowbadger's better half turns up - alleges forgotten online name. A likely story!
  • 1630 - fords, Mort and Eggy discuss shaving off Jamie's beard while he lies drunk
  • 1635 - Mort smiles
  • 1645 - Glasses raised (not for the first time) in memory of Bels
  • 1656 - Crazyhorse admits to frequenting the Cavendish. Ooh-er!
  • 1702 - Wildman hates badgers. Heretic!
  • 1707 - Wowbadger and EV return together from the toilets, both sporting big grins
  • 1740 - Mort sees entry at 1635: 'Cheeky basturts!'
  • 1741 - Wowbadger, Mrs Wowbadger and Wildman discuss Gene Simmons' tongue
  • 1800 - Elvis enters the building in a lovely powder blue suit
  • 1816 - liquidindian arrives and buys drinks for a select few
  • 1823 - Wildman used to be a hooker
  • 1839 - For the second time in a week, EV declared officially fat
  • 1840 - FC arrives!! EV wins the game4
  • 1850 - Mr and Mrs Wowbadger leave
  • 1901 - Eggy has been stolen!
  • 1902 - Eggy is returned safely
  • 1905 - Eggy necks a pint in 14 seconds
  • 1920 - EV: 'Give us a feel of those puppies!'. FC explains that Robert Plant touched one of her puppies, but is unsure of which one it was
  • 1920 - Eggy quotes from Happy Noodle Boy: 'You just wasted a perfectly good baby!'
  • 1925 - Mort is offically the cigarette vending machine as Eggy and liquidindian keep cadging fags
  • 1926 - Jamie has a glazed expression on his face. However, he still has motor functions - he still sips at his pint
  • 1934 - The group toasts the inspiration of Towel Day and listen happily to the sound of deadlines whooshing past
  • 1936 - EV and fords patty finger - again
  • 1937 - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!
  • 2000 - Crazyhorse takes a quick nap whilst barely managing to keep his pint upright. fords and EV go off for quick snuggles under the guise of playing on the quiz machine
  • 2015 - Wildman under threat of Eurovision Song Contest legs it
  • 2020 - Eggy and Crazyhorse admit to being pished
  • 2025 - Mort heads off home
  • 2026 - DD arrives!!
  • 2028 - DD vandalises SNP propaganda poster with Lib Dem propaganda
  • 2032 - The group leaves the Standing Order for pastures new
  • 2104 - At Henry J Bean's, Eggy celebrates finishing his glass of cocktail first by upending his glass on his head
  • 2106 - Jamie has a Prince Albert
  • 2107 - Eggy is as pished as a monkey and loses ability to talk, see, write and think
  • 2110 - Man in fireman's uniform enters pub and instead of fighting fires strips for a girl. Zagreb is appalled and considers phoning Tony Blair to complain about the waste of public money
  • 2118 - Zagreb has Eurovision update from Mort. The Bosnian entry is 'deffo gay with drag backing dancers'
  • 2128 - The group has Sex on the Beach
  • 2142 - Crazyhorse gives up and goes home
  • 2152 - Zagreb KOs. Eggy: 'Eat my cheese, monkey groinal strain very drunk!'
  • 2155 - DD puts up the money for the taxi to the Copacabadger
  • 2207 - On the move again to Shakespeare's pub
  • 2211 - All gathered on pavement outside Henry J Bean's except EV. fords says he's up the back somewhere. Cannot be found on inspection of her bum
  • 2213 - Eggy leans on DD for support
  • 2213 - EV and fords urged to get a room outside the Caledonian Hilton
  • 2215 - FC checks complimentary passes for the Subway nightclub for an expiry date. The SRG have until 27 May to use them, will they make it? fords says probably not
  • 2218 - FC wants to see EV up the back
  • 2221 - SRG find room at Shakespeare's
  • 2223 - FC drags EV off. Who knows?
  • 2230 - Eurovision results - hurrah!
  • 2250 - Ukraine leading - Tinkerbell is texted and asked if she wants Borscht and apricot ice cream next year?
  • 2251 - EV's phone dictionary does not recognise 'apricots'
  • 2307 - Lock up your beetroot, Xena wins for the Ukraine - here we come!
  • 2307 - What is that female presenter wearing?
  • 2315 - FC complains about there being three vision mixers used on Eurovision. Why can't she be one??!!
  • 2324 - Politics breaks out
  • 2327 - Eggy attempts to down pint. Fails
  • 2350 - Eggy wins a mousemat for being Eggy
  • 2353 - Jamie tries to work out how old he is
  • 2354 - Eggy gets beer in his hair
  • 0010 - DD and FC f**k off home
  • 0103 - Eggy drinks random pint
  • 0111 - Nina (Eggy's friend) necks Jamie's pint
  • 0125 - Eggy likes talking bollocks
  • 0126 - Zagreb nearly gets arrested


Photos by EV

Deciphered by fords

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1Well, isn't it obvious?2Eggy wrote this. No, nobody else knows what it means either3Apparently it was a railway station4Winning estimate 1830

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