Fiction Weird Science First/Personals Kitchen SyncronicitiesSatire

Insert tab B into slot Zed. Twist the right hand nozzle to effect proper saturation. If at any point, you begin to feel light headed, call the 1-800 number on the side of the can and tell them the name of your dog.

For proper alignment of the manifold, the choke must be in the rearward notch of the overdrive butterfly. Refer all problems with Attack of the Weasels
to
Super Bufanda.

All ingredients must be cauterized before they are carmelized and then frozen. In the event of freezer burn after singing, look at chapter titled Mother in Her Garden in the book written by Hypatia - held to a higher standard

on the subject of 'Delicate Frumage Abuse: The upside and the controversy'.

Before using any used or borrowed equipment, please call Sgt Coriander Slivovitz, Royal Snuff Tin Inspector, R'td

at the bureau of Nanny Buffalo: A fictional poem to see if there have been any recall orders made in the recent past for your bit of equipment.

This week's collation was begged, borrowed or stolen from various places on this site. Just goes to show what you can find when you're not looking.

I'd like to thank various members of the UG and the general population of H2G2 for their help, promises, and cooperation.

We wouldn't do it without you.

The Committee for Alien Content(ment) salutes you!

This (whatever it is) choreographed and danced by
(tonsil revenge)!

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